It's not really like a straddle straddle...it's complicated...I could demonstrate what I'm thinking but that would be really awkward also I think you'd laugh at me moving around like I'm a girl. But it's just during your dance number. It's one time, it's not a big deal. Also it's not like I'm going to have to grinding on him or something gross like that, I do have class Laney...it's just your evil and your turning Alfie into your slave...basically making him evil so he does your bidding. If you still don't believe me I can come over and demonstrate to an empty chair and you have to promise not to laugh at that or at my voice which is still cracking...I just want it to be over...