Back when he was offering to take off all of his clothes because he's a sick perverted bastard who thought you were flirting with him... Just because she had one older boyfriend did not mean she was suddenly desperate for any older guy. Especially one who lacked the ability to use proper grammar and a certain amount of wit. Like he had even told Kainen then, he was little better than some high school bully. I might have tried to change his dreams over to slow dancing and making out with his mother and hope he starts seeing a therapist for his clear Oedipus Complex. There was no fun in trying to direct someone's dreams if he couldn't at least be creative with it. Penny's he had always just tried to make happier even if he did feel more tired the next day. It was hard to get a proper night's rest.
"So you wouldn't mind if I stopped by to get your special teddy bear I g- Excuse me. Miss Kitty got for you? At least I'll know which one it is since I delivered it once." It sounded out of nowhere coming out of his mouth in the conversation but it also made sense that it could be something he would know that her parents might not. Unless he wanted to use his super sneaking skills to get into her bedroom. That worked a lot better when he was 12... "And I'm really glad you're still here. Who else was going to make such lovely faces when they edited my articles?" Even if there was a few they're when it should be their or even "they are". There was no cheating on word counts allowed...