He turned to face her. "You need to make up your mind. You told me you didn't want to tape it. So I broke it to see if there was anything about it that they altered. And there wasn't. Calm the fuck down, woman!" He placed the in tact egg on the counter, and proceeded to wash his hands. He might have been a dick, but he was a clean dick.
"Let's draw a new face on this one, and be done with it." He wasn't stoned enough to deal with her.