"If we're just going to say we did stuff, then why am I even here? This shit could have been done over the phone." He sighed, rolled his eyes, and reached forward. In one quick movement, he grabbed the egg, tossed it up in the air and caught it again. "Why eggs, anyways?"
He held it between his index finger and his thumb and stared at the dumb face he'd drawn on, complete with mustache. "Eggs don't cry, or sleep or whatever."