Tino made a face. "I'm pretty sure those words never escaped my mouth, Mia." He closed his eyes and counted to ten. He was going to lose his patience fast and end up smashing the egg on purpose. Where would that leave them? Well...he supposed it would finally put his stupid ex in her place. But he'd get a failing grade too. And if that was going to be the case, he at least wanted it to look like an accident.
"Don't you stretch before practice?" He reached into his backpack and pulled out a notebook and pencil. He opened it a few pages back and wrote 'Santiago' at the top of the page. Under that, he scribbled 'boy'. Then, his pencil paused. How the fuck do you bond with an egg?