Apparently not, since it's the newest Elwood model. But yes. Now it will be an actual party. You just have to help your mom and I think of an appropriately non-Valentine's day theme.
Nah. The single kids deserve some fun too. We'll just have our V-day some other time. We like being unconventional anyway, remember?
WHAT. You have a VAGINA? Why was I never informed?! We totally have to go dress shopping for it. So you vagina can be a happy vagina.