John (love_doctor) wrote in genome_project, @ 2011-02-04 01:40:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, february 2011 |
Who: Eisen (nocarsgo) and Rory (briefcandle)
What: AIM convo
When: Tonight, Thursday, February 3rd
Rating: H FOR HILARIOUS (also O for OMG YOU GUYS HAVE TO READ THIS. And A for AWKWAAAAARD. For real though, probably like... PG-13 for hilarious mentions of sex?)
briefcandle is available
I will make the lay of long defeat and draw the chorus slow...
nocarsgo is available
she makes my heart scream color...
briefcandle [7:03 pm]
Hey dude. What’s up?
nocarsgo [7:04 pm]
watching a movie and trying to calm myself down. horribly exciting, i know. how about you?
briefcandle [7:04 pm]
Hey it could be horribly exciting depending on the movie. What kind of mood are you in? Action? Thriller? Black-and-white? (I am more boring than you. I’m alternately trying to memorize lines and jotting down lines of poetry)
nocarsgo [7:05 pm]
nah, no action or adventure or horror this time. a drama. The Wings of the Dove. it’s actually pretty boring so far.
nocarsgo [7:05 pm]
oh, you’re writing poetry again?
briefcandle [7:06pm]
Henry James! Respectable choice, my friend. And a good movie. although it kind of veers into soft-core porn at the end
briefcandle [7:06 pm]
And yes. Kinda. I think it’s just residual from the play, you know? You can’t talk in iambic pentameter all the time and not have it get into your head a little.
nocarsgo [7:07 pm]
i’ve been kinda bored so far. it gets better?
nocarsgo [7:07 pm]
i manage somehow, but then again, you have shakespeare on the brain all the time anyway, am i right? and i fully expect you to show me what you’re writing.
briefcandle [7:07 pm]
James is like that. Long build-ups and lots of description. I promise it’ll get better in the last half hour.
briefcandle [7:08 pm]
And I resent that. Sometimes I have Hawthorne and Rushdie and, indeed, Henry James, and all my other favorite authors on the brain. It’s not just Shakespeare.
briefcandle [7:08 pm]HA maybe someday
nocarsgo [7:09 pm]
all right. i’ll wait it out, if you’re sure. how do you focus on anything with all that on your brain?
nocarsgo [7:10 pm]
you realize that only makes me want to see it more, right? because it totally does.
briefcandle [7:10 pm]
I’m sure. Trust me. And I manage. I am Very Clever you know.
briefcandle [7:11 pm]
Mm. Sadly, begging will not increase your chances. Although maybe I’ll post one of them in my journal thing if that would pacify you.
nocarsgo [7:11 pm]
that you are. i think my brain would explode.
nocarsgo [7:12 pm]
that will pacify me. a little. of course i still plan on bugging you a lot. just because your life wouldn’t be the same without it. admit it.
briefcandle [7:12 pm]
Sigh. The things I put up with for your sake.
nocarsgo [7:13 pm]
you wouldn’t change me for the world. admit it.
briefcandle [7:13 pm]
Hmm. Maybe I’d change you to be ruler of the world so you would instate me as your viceroy like we talked about.
nocarsgo [7:14 pm]
okay, but i would entrust you with keeping my head the same. don’t let the power control me or anything, you know?
briefcandle [7:14 pm]
That would obviously be my primary duty as viceroy. Duh.
nocarsgo [7:19 pm]
...uh, holy shit, you weren’t kidding about it picking up at the end.
briefcandle [7:20 pm]
Milly! :( Has she died yet?
nocarsgo [7:21 pm]
no, not yet. spoilers, dude! :P
briefcandle [7:21 pm]
Oh whatever it’s obvious.
nocarsgo [7:25 pm]
oh, there she goes. that was depressing.
briefcandle [7:26 pm]
Yeah. The whole “she turned her face to the wall” thing always gets me
nocarsgo [7:29 pm]holy shit why didn’t you w so that was interesti well that was an interesting ending...
briefcandle [7:30 pm]
Yeeaaaah... it’s kind of racy. Really tragic, though
nocarsgo [7:32 pm]tragic. right. like i was paying attention to that yeah. i’m still sort of stuck on the racier part.
briefcandle [7:33 pm]
I would’ve warned you but you were yelling at me about spoilers!
nocarsgo [7:34 pm]
i know. i’ve just kinda you couldn’t have known that it would get to me like it did. i’ve just b
briefcandle [7:35 pm]
Eisen. Are you okay?
nocarsgo [7:35 pm]how do i even talk about this? huh? yeah, why wouldn’t i be?
briefcandle [7:36pm]
You seem how do I put this moody.
nocarsgo [7:38 pm]
moody? just because i haven’t had sex in one-and-a-half years and just accidentally just watched a movie with what would pretty much classify as softcore porn at the end so doesn’t mean that i’m moody how do you figure?
briefcandle [7:38 pm]
Tell me what’s wrong. Right now. Or I’ll pester the living daylights out of you and you know what a good pesterer I am.
nocarsgo [7:40 pm]
i’m... frustrated.
briefcandle [7:40 pm]Oh please don’t mean what I think you mean I’m gonna need you to be more specific
nocarsgo [7:42 pm]don’t make me d you really don’t want me to do that.
briefcandle [7:46 pm]Okay how do I even this is so awkwa I don’t even so you and Lexie haven’t Oh.
nocarsgo [7:46 pm]
yeah.
nocarsgo [7:46 pm]
wishing you hadn’t asked yet?
briefcandle [7:47 pm]Yes On the contrary I’m kind of puzzled. Isn’t that... sort of... well. Okay I’m really inarticulate right now so. Um. Lexie?
nocarsgo [7:47 pm]do you think that i would be frustrated if we no.
briefcandle [7:48 pm]
Okay. Forgive me for being crude here but I can’t think of a better way to say this. Why the fu hell not?
nocarsgo [7:49 pm]it’s not for lack of d because everyone else in the world seems to not want us t it’s not for lack of want on my part i can tell you that for sure.
briefcandle [7:49 pm]Obviously not but what the fuck is wrong with h Have you... talked about it?
nocarsgo [7:50 pm]
because that is totally something i want to bring up to my girlfriend who has only been with one guy before. of course i’ve only been with one girl b
nocarsgo [7:51 pm]
and let’s not forget how that ended up.
briefcandle [7:51 pm]
Well yeah, but you have to talk about it sooner or later how far have you gott
nocarsgo [7:52 pm]
i know. i just... don’t know how to bring it u ease it into conversation. it’s harder more difficult with her.
briefcandle [7:54 pm]
Well. Um. I’m not expert or anything ha maybe you should talk to Mao. He knows more about this than I do but I’m betting that it’ll be a lot more likely if you talk about it. It probably won’t just magically happen Wait.... or maybe...
nocarsgo [7:55 pm]
you’re right. as usual. i just... i’m going to feel so sleazy asking her about it, you know? especially since i’m pretty sure she sees me as the polar opposite of david in every way... including that. but i’m still a guy, obviously.
briefcandle [7:56 pm]I can’t believe I’m saying this Have you ever considered that she might want it too? Because she does. I can feel i
nocarsgo [7:57 pm]
i’m pretty sure it’s too soon for her.
briefcandle [7:58 pm]Oh God why are we still talking about thi “Pretty sure” is not the same as “sure.” For all you know, she could want to but doesn’t know how to bring it up with you either.
nocarsgo [7:59 pm]
maybe.
briefcandle [8:00 pm]I can’t believe I I shouldn’t Eisen. Promise me you’ll talk to her about this. Please.
nocarsgo [8:02 pm]
why does it matter so much do you if i talk to her about it, dude?
briefcandle [8:03 pm]Oh shi I don’t even know how to Eisen I Isn’t it like, written in the best friend handbook somewhere that I’m supposed to care about your sexual frustration and do everything I can to fix it?
nocarsgo [8:04 pm]
i guess so, yeah. but
nocarsgo [8:04 pm]
i promise.
briefcandle [8:05 pm]
Thank you.
nocarsgo [8:05 pm]i still don’t g why does it m no, thank you. i probably wouldn’t be doing this without your encouragement.
briefcandle [8:06 pm]Fantasti Well someone’s gotta give you good counsel. This is why I’m going to be a lawyer, obviously.
nocarsgo [8:07 pm]
pretty sure my world would crumble to bits without you.
briefcandle [8:08 pm]
Obviously there would be no world without me.
nocarsgo [8:09 pm]
i’m pretty sure that just goes without saying at this point.
briefcandle [8:10 pm]
Clearly.
briefcandle [8:12 pm]
Um. Eisen?
nocarsgo [8:12 pm]
what’s up?
briefcandle [8:15 pm]
You... actually were watching The Wings of the Dove, right? Not... some other movie?
nocarsgo [8:16 pm]
yeah. ...why?!
nocarsgo [8:16 pm]
oh. OH. WHAT? no! i wouldn’t watch that while i was talking to you, dude!
briefcandle [8:17 pm]Oh. Right yeah. Of course you wouldn’t Well... okay. Good point. I’m sorry! I just... it was bothering me.
nocarsgo [8:17 pm]
it’s okay. it made me laugh. i needed that. thanks.
briefcandle [8:18 pm]
Glad to be of service.
nocarsgo [8:21 pm]
for the record, i’m pretty sure you’d be a great lawyer.
briefcandle [8:22 pm]Oh thank God Why thank you. I think I’d be pretty spectacular at it too. But I think right now I need to finish up this reading of mine. You have a good night, okay?
nocarsgo [8:22 pm]
you bet. see you later, dude. and thanks again.