Lizzie rolled her eyes. "It would not. Because to learn you could bounce bullets off your abs would require you to be getting fired at and that's not cool. I don't like the idea of people shooting at you." Her nose wrinkled with the idea. "And there are so many explosions in action movies because it gives you guys a chance to reaffirm your masculinity." There was something about explosions and breasts that made men feel like men. It was ridiculous.
"No matter how much some people practice, though, they still can't do still life." She lifted a shoulder, "My mom always says you can either do it or you can't. And with practice you get better, but if you can't do it anyway then there's not a lot that'll help." Her lips tugged into another smile. "But yeah, Ethan's awesome. I'm so glad I got to meet him."