Rory laughed and nudged Eisen right back, and then changed his position so he could settle into the couch, leaning back against one of the arms while he watched his friend speculate about naming his kids after muppets. " Moppets are not the same thing as muppets," Rory pointed out. "Look it up! It's a synonym for children. Which is something that your hypothetical children will know when they hang out with me and I teach them these things." He smirked. "And who knows! Maybe they can even teach you! But seriously dude. Do your poor kids a favor and don't name them after muppets. Especially Fozzie. That poor child would be walking around with a target on his back."
"Oh yes. High school girls are where it's at, bro. I don't know what it is with you and the whole college girl thing you've got going on." Rory shook his head. "But seriously. She reminds me a little of me at that age. And... now, to some extent, so how could I not want to help a little? I couldn't resist. I sincerely doubt the sonnet will actually do any good, but hey, at least it's a good poetic exercise and hopefully it'll at least get a smile out of her."