Defended? Oh, no, Mao didn't think so! Mao flung his arms up, all fired up over Lulu having the audacity to say she was trying to do damage control. "You told her I wanted hand jobs!" Try to talk your way out of THAT, lady! And she couldn't deny it, Mao might not be a mind reader or a past seer, but he was absolutely sure the hand job information had been passed to Lily, because he knew Lulu, and Lulu sometimes reminded him of himself, and if he was telling his friend a juicy story about someone not getting hand jobs, he wouldn't leave anything out!
"She wouldn't have found that out on her own because I only ever told Wolf and I totally never asked Lukas Fox for a hand job. It has never even been brought up, okay? We were just making out and I'm pretty sure some sort of fondling would have happened but we were interrupted, okay? But now Luke's mom probably thinks I want to peer pressure her stupid son into jerking me off like some sort of evil gay molester! And that is your fault, so, so... You better tell me word for word what she said about it 'cause if the next time I see Luke and he is acting like a total weirdo dick, then I'm blaming you, okay?" All of this was blabbed out at high speed, Mao tended to ramble pretty badly when he was over excited.