"Oh. My. God. Shut the fuck up, you are such a fucking nerd." Mao sat up, getting too pumped to continue laying down, not when Lukas Fox was wrong. It was official, the two of them couldn't go an hour without getting into a pissing contest over something stupid. It was apparently their favorite hobby.
"Yeah, okay, then I guess you don't have Jedi powers then because Jedis have a whole mythology around them, and the requirement of their outfits being total rip offs of ancient Japanese clothing." Mao rolled his eyes. "Not to mention they aren't real." In his mind, he had just successfully proven Luke's reasons for the creepy kid not being a werewolf as retarded. A job well done.
Being called awesome, however, brought a proud grin to his face. "Yeah, it'd totally be like that scene in Resident Evil when she slow-mo owns that zombie dog." It didn't matter if Luke didn't know what he was talking about, it was still awesome.
"No. You don't make any sense. I'm pretty sure if he Aquamaned dogs to eat his parents then someone might have noticed their pets coming home with people chucks stuck between their teeth. Duh."