Honestly Luke had prepared himself for an incendiary comeback and was pleasantly surprised when none was fired back at him. He'd learned that, in his dealings with Mao, it was generally easier to prepare for the dumb insult; that way he was less likely to get irrationally offended by it. At least... he hoped that was how it worked. Luke rolled his eyes at the less-than-subtle sexual metaphor and answered the question literally. "I haven't really driven many people at all around yet," he said honestly. "Like you said, it's winter. Apparently certain parental units think that it would be safer to wait until spring, with a few exceptions."
It hadn't been bad the night of Josie's party, so getting Katie back to her house had been easy. And of course he'd driven Josie around a little, since she'd been... insistent. "Ask me in the spring." Provided they were still on speaking terms. Things with Mao were always rather fluid in the respect.
Instead of pointing out Mao's hypocrisy (although the thought did cross his mind), Luke's attention turned to Mao's phrasing. "Hey, for all we know something around here could be immortal," Luke muttered, his voice hushed as they made their way up the stairs. He ignored the comment about video games. Honestly, he didn't play them as much as his peers did, since he was usually too busy drawing or reading comic bo-- ahem graphic novels, so Mao was probably right about Tekken. Instead, he focused on the second comment. "Really? Who?"