Who: Katie and Mao What: chatting on the internetz When: tonight probably Rated: PG, probably
Katieeex0: hey mao funkof40thousand: katiieeeeeee Katieeex0: whats up? funkof40thousand: surfing the bowels of the internet funkof40thousand: seeing things that sweet girls like you shouldnt see funkof40thousand: WHATS UP WITH YOU? Katieeex0: like what? Katieeex0: um. not a lot. I talked to James the other day though, about something you told him? or he told you... funkof40thousand: ooohhh. funkof40thousand: yeah, he told me. did he tell you? funkof40thousand: about me? Katieeex0: yes. Katieeex0: see the thing is... I don't think it's a big deal. funkof40thousand: its not! its a COOL DEAL Katieeex0: and I think that also, we should leave Calvin out of it, funkof40thousand: if its not a big deal then why leave calvin out? Katieeex0: maybe for you, it's cool. Katieeex0: because calvin doesn't have a power. Katieeex0: he's normal. funkof40thousand: everyone and their grandmother has a damn power from the looks of it Katieeex0: you're making mountains out of molehills. funkof40thousand: uhm seeing the past and falling through shit and doing everything you can see is a molehill? funkof40thousand: i was under the impression that this was mt fuji shit Katieeex0: falling through shit isn't cool, it's dangerous. Katieeex0: I'm scared a lot. funkof40thousand: :[ sorry Katieeex0: its okay. Katieeex0: but I don't want Calvin to get dragged into a scheme that he shouldn't be. funkof40thousand: but i dont have any schemes Katieeex0: even if he has a power, I dont think he'd want it broadcasted around school funkof40thousand: that i know if anyway funkof40thousand: i havent told anyone about you! funkof40thousand: or james! Katieeex0: I know. I didnt mean to imply Katieeex0: but I care about Calvin and... funkof40thousand: id never tell anyone about you guys Katieeex0: I don't know... Katieeex0: I know you wouldnt funkof40thousand: and if you dont want me to then i wont say things about calvin, but that doesnt change what i think Katieeex0: what is it that you think? Katieeex0: that he sees the future? funkof40thousand: i dunno i dunno... funkof40thousand: what he said hasnt happened yet Katieeex0: he keeps asking me if I'm okay. funkof40thousand: er... funkof40thousand: do YOU think he sees the future? Katieeex0: no funkof40thousand: being asked if youre okay by a guy who can see the future sounds really bad funkof40thousand: like a bad thing Katieeex0: wel then I hope for my sake that he cant funkof40thousand: well then i do too :[ Katieeex0: i just wanted to make sure you werent just spreading lies about him to my brother funkof40thousand: i didnt lie about anything, i only told him what happened Katieeex0: I know that james has to be nice to calvin because of jac or whatever, but you dont. so i just want to make sure you're not trying to just get james on your side funkof40thousand: i dont not like calvin! i think you guys are cute Katieeex0: well hes my boyfriend now funkof40thousand: oommmgggg Katieeex0: he leaves notes on my locker Katieeex0: and tells me he misses me funkof40thousand: oooooooooooommmgggg funkof40thousand: that is disgustingly adorable you two make me puke Katieeex0: he is really cute funkof40thousand: you people arent even REAL Katieeex0: when he asked me out funkof40thousand: its impossible Katieeex0: he wrote it on an egg Katieeex0: and had me color it funkof40thousand: jesus Katieeex0: right before easter funkof40thousand: that is obscene, get out Katieeex0: we havent kissed yet. i still get really nervous around him funkof40thousand: awww!! funkof40thousand: ...that was really gay of me Katieeex0: haha Katieeex0: speaking of gay, do you still have my shorts? funkof40thousand: he better keep it nice and Ozzie and Harriet clean with you Katieeex0: I'm sure he will. Katieeex0: hes Calvin funkof40thousand: yes i do still have your shorts funkof40thousand: i am not a creepy stalker man funkof40thousand: thinking of wearing them again in the summer because i kind of froze my ass last time Katieeex0: never said you were. i think you look better in them than I ever did. funkof40thousand: hahahaha funkof40thousand: orly? Katieeex0: yarly funkof40thousand: nowaaiii funkof40thousand: im surprised that lukas asshole didnt choke on his own offended vomit the day i wore them out Katieeex0: lukas asshole? Katieeex0: the guy who works at the rock gym? funkof40thousand: i think? i dont keep tabs on his life Katieeex0: hes really nice Katieeex0: and really cute funkof40thousand: to EVERYONE but me Katieeex0: hes older though. I think hes a senior. james would kill me if he knew i thought he was cute Katieeex0: oh? what does he say to you? funkof40thousand: it doesnt matter if he is cute he is a dick funkof40thousand: james didnt tell you? Katieeex0: should i tell him to be nice to you? funkof40thousand: we got into a fight, i TOTALLY knocked him out funkof40thousand: NO!!!! funkof40thousand: god no Katieeex0: no. james and i havent been talking much lately. =[ Katieeex0: you knocked him out? funkof40thousand: :[ its that she devil jac, she is stealing him away from us Katieeex0: like, actually unconscious? funkof40thousand: yeah it was just like in the movies where i was like "BRING IT" and set up a place and time to duke it out Katieeex0: hahaha i cant picture this. funkof40thousand: you dont think i could knock him out? :[ Katieeex0: thats not what i meant Katieeex0: but hes bigger than you, yeah Katieeex0: it's kind of funny, at least a little bit Katieeex0: you know i still love you funkof40thousand: well as long as you still love me funkof40thousand: but the point of my story is yeah, lukas is a jerk and we dont get along Katieeex0: i should tell him to be nice. Katieeex0: i think calvin might know him since hes at the gym all the time. funkof40thousand: he thinks im immature and a bully and OKAY so maybe i am mean to calvin sometimes but im not THAT mean and i actually really like calvin he is a cute dork idk he is fun to tease :[ Katieeex0: you should be nicer to people. you never know who they know Katieeex0: or who theyre friends with Katieeex0: OR WHO THEYRE DATING funkof40thousand: i was just playing! funkof40thousand: i dont mean to be MEAN funkof40thousand: am i really that much of a jerk? Katieeex0: no Katieeex0: but i think calvin might get bullied a lot. Katieeex0: or a decent amount. funkof40thousand: lukas basically said that i have no friends and have a defective personality funkof40thousand: it really pissed me off Katieeex0: well you know thats not true Katieeex0: so i wouldnt worry about that funkof40thousand: its almost true funkof40thousand: i feel like its true sometimes Katieeex0: its not true Katieeex0: im gonna talk to him about it maybe funkof40thousand: god, dont, seriously Katieeex0: what if i do it in a way that he doesnt even knowwhat im doing? Katieeex0: like, sneaky funkof40thousand: he'll know! im the only person hes a jerk to! Katieeex0: i'll wear short shorts to distract him from what im implying funkof40thousand: haha, i thought you got rid of them all? Katieeex0: hah if james heard me, hed never let me leave the house. calvin too. Katieeex0: i did. Katieeex0: well i kept a pair to sleep in funkof40thousand: hot funkof40thousand: dont tell james i said that funkof40thousand: haha funkof40thousand: ...you arent going to tell lukas to be nice to me, right? Katieeex0: no Katieeex0: maybe Katieeex0: no Katieeex0: actually. funkof40thousand: katiiieeee Katieeex0: maoooooooo Katieeex0: fine I wont. funkof40thousand: :[ you cant see it but right now i am making a sad face at you Katieeex0: as long as you are nicer to my boyfriend Katieeex0: =] funkof40thousand: i will be! funkof40thousand: i'll be so totally nice Katieeex0: ok then i wont. but i have to go. i wanna try and get a decent night sleep before i fall through my bed tonight funkof40thousand: alright then funkof40thousand: ill be nice to calvin as long as he doesnt hit puberty and get ideas about you funkof40thousand: i can be a big brother too, you know Katieeex0: im sure hes hit puberty Katieeex0: but you dont ahve to worry about stuff like that... funkof40thousand: shit best stay PG! Katieeex0: we will. Katieeex0: bye mao! funkof40thousand: byeee!! Katieeex0 has signed offline.