Mao Sakibou (ex_bigmaoth666) wrote in genome_project, @ 2010-12-10 20:41:00 |
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Entry tags: | aim, december 2010, mao sakibou |
Who: Mao and Luke.
What: AIM convo.
When: After Mao posts the slashfic.
Rating: High for potty mouths and sex talk!
jedireynard is available (5:39:16 PM)
jedireynard (5:39:15 PM): are you absolutely sure you didn't right that shit? like, swear on a stack of batman comics sure?
jedireynard is available (5:39:57 PM)
omfg. i don't know whether to be flattered or offended
funkof40thousand (5:40:11 PM): if i wrote it, it'd be way more awesome than that
funkof40thousand (5:40:40 PM): ha! nice status message
jedireynard (5:40:57 PM): if by that you mean it'd be more ridiculous
funkof40thousand (5:41:08 PM): ridiculously sexy yeah
funkof40thousand (5:41:27 PM): zeke doesn't NEED zombie sex potions to get laid
jedireynard (5:41:48 PM): are you fucking kidding me?!
jedireynard (5:41:52 PM): he's a zombie
jedireynard (5:41:57 PM): all the potion in the world man
funkof40thousand (5:42:02 PM): some people are into that
jedireynard (5:42:07 PM): unless you're a necrophiliac I guess
jedireynard (5:42:12 PM): WHICH BROCK TOTALLY ISN'T
funkof40thousand (5:42:19 PM): HOW DO YOU KNOW HE ISNT?
funkof40thousand (5:42:26 PM): HE SURE KILLS A LOT
funkof40thousand (5:42:35 PM): MAYBE DEATH GETS HIM HARD OR SOMETHING
jedireynard (5:42:50 PM): i play his character
jedireynard (5:42:53 PM): i know him
funkof40thousand (5:43:07 PM): and i know zeke
jedireynard (5:43:08 PM): and death does not give him a hard on
jedireynard (5:43:15 PM): it is clearly stupid slash fiction
funkof40thousand (5:43:18 PM): and zeke would have gotten into brock's pants without a potion
jedireynard (5:43:18 PM): i wonder who wrote it
jedireynard (5:43:27 PM): oh whatever
funkof40thousand (5:43:37 PM): some 14 year old girl who wishes her name is misti?
jedireynard (5:43:38 PM): do zombies even have sex drives?
jedireynard (5:43:43 PM): lol yeah
funkof40thousand (5:43:44 PM): zeke does
funkof40thousand (5:43:48 PM): i know because i played him
jedireynard (5:44:05 PM): some clearly virginal 14 year old girl
jedireynard (5:44:29 PM): "squeezed his large buldge" ugh
jedireynard (5:44:33 PM): oh i'm sorry
jedireynard (5:44:44 PM): scueezed
jedireynard (5:44:50 PM): you'd think they would use spellcheck
funkof40thousand (5:45:08 PM): she has more important things on her mind
jedireynard (5:46:03 PM): because zombie slash fic is so important
funkof40thousand (5:46:07 PM): it IS
funkof40thousand (5:46:11 PM): she is a visionary
jedireynard (5:46:18 PM): what
jedireynard (5:46:21 PM): okay
jedireynard (5:46:24 PM): i admit
jedireynard (5:46:34 PM): carter went a little far with that whole scene
jedireynard (5:46:56 PM): i can't believe i let him talk me into getting into those shackles
funkof40thousand (5:47:17 PM): obviously he knows his audience
funkof40thousand (5:47:19 PM): girls love that shit
jedireynard (5:47:36 PM): dude
jedireynard (5:47:44 PM): carter clearly had no idea
jedireynard (5:47:46 PM): omg
jedireynard (5:47:52 PM): has he read your entry?
jedireynard (5:47:54 PM): is he flipping shit?
funkof40thousand (5:48:02 PM): yeah i think his brain broke
funkof40thousand (5:48:06 PM): something about "sacred"
jedireynard (5:48:10 PM): LOL
jedireynard (5:48:11 PM): he would
jedireynard (5:48:17 PM): dude needs to chill
jedireynard (5:48:22 PM): he should be happy!
funkof40thousand (5:48:27 PM): he should be proud totally
jedireynard (5:48:37 PM): fanfic is like the holy grail of movies and shows and shit
funkof40thousand (5:48:53 PM): yeah, he has a fanbase
funkof40thousand (5:49:01 PM): WE have a fanbase
funkof40thousand (5:49:20 PM): people imagine us naked having drug induced dungeon sex
jedireynard (5:49:59 PM): ...
jedireynard (5:50:09 PM): I'm not sure if I'm happy about that
jedireynard (5:50:15 PM): actually, it makes me feel kind of violated
funkof40thousand (5:50:23 PM): you pussy
jedireynard (5:50:34 PM): dude
jedireynard (5:50:39 PM): i am not a necrophiliac
jedireynard (5:50:46 PM): and i am not having sex with a zombie
jedireynard (5:50:47 PM): period
jedireynard (5:50:49 PM): ever
jedireynard (5:50:51 PM): potion or not
funkof40thousand (5:50:52 PM): zeke is barely a zombie, he has a brain
jedireynard (5:51:01 PM): DEAD FLESH
jedireynard (5:51:03 PM): if there is dead flesh
jedireynard (5:51:05 PM): i'm out
funkof40thousand (5:51:11 PM): DUDE VAMPIRES ARE DEAD
funkof40thousand (5:51:19 PM): YOUD FUCK A HOT VAMPIRE CHICK WOULDNT YOU
funkof40thousand (5:51:25 PM): you lying bastard
jedireynard (5:51:27 PM): uh, no
jedireynard (5:51:30 PM): maybe YOU would
funkof40thousand (5:51:39 PM): fuck yeah i would
funkof40thousand (5:51:43 PM): vampires know about sucking
funkof40thousand (5:51:47 PM): booyah
jedireynard (5:51:52 PM): um yeah and BITING
funkof40thousand (5:52:02 PM): some people are into that
jedireynard (5:52:19 PM): i ain't letting no fangs that close to my balls
jedireynard (5:52:21 PM): just sayin
funkof40thousand (5:52:36 PM): well dont they have healing spit or something?
jedireynard (5:53:21 PM): what?
jedireynard (5:53:29 PM): i don't fucking know
jedireynard (5:53:35 PM): i'm not a 13 year old girl
funkof40thousand (5:53:38 PM): i think they have healing spit
funkof40thousand (5:53:41 PM): STFU
jedireynard (5:53:41 PM): i don't read sparkly vampire shit
funkof40thousand (5:54:11 PM): anne rice vampires have a surprising amount of gay love
funkof40thousand (5:54:22 PM): and they dont sparkle
funkof40thousand (5:54:26 PM): they just cry a lot
jedireynard (5:54:31 PM): anne rice write softcore porn dude
funkof40thousand (5:54:38 PM): mmm exactly
jedireynard (5:54:39 PM): that's like her thing
jedireynard (5:54:47 PM): weird shit
funkof40thousand (5:55:10 PM): no didnt she become some crazy born again catholic?
jedireynard (5:55:27 PM): she did?
funkof40thousand (5:56:08 PM): yeah she started writing jesus fan fiction or something
funkof40thousand (5:56:15 PM): but with no gay sex with judas
jedireynard (5:56:17 PM): omfg
jedireynard (5:56:32 PM): obviously to atone for all the awful porn she wrote
jedireynard (5:56:36 PM): jesus fic
jedireynard (5:56:37 PM): lol
funkof40thousand (5:57:50 PM): admit it, you cant wait for part 2
jedireynard (5:58:23 PM): uh, no
jedireynard (5:58:28 PM): i can wait
jedireynard (5:58:34 PM): i can wait forever
funkof40thousand (5:58:42 PM): liar
jedireynard (5:58:47 PM): ok
jedireynard (5:58:57 PM): i admit it's kind of flattering in a really creepy way
jedireynard (5:59:15 PM): but it's way more creepy than flattering
funkof40thousand (5:59:19 PM): i think its amazing and awesome in every way
jedireynard (5:59:30 PM): well of course you do
jedireynard (5:59:39 PM): you get to be a rapist
jedireynard (5:59:50 PM): with superpowers apparently
funkof40thousand (5:59:52 PM): the only downside is that it just confirms that chicks will never want to fuck me, they just want to see me get fucked by manlier dudes
jedireynard (6:00:06 PM): oho so you admit that i'm manlier
jedireynard (6:00:10 PM): and it's in writing too
funkof40thousand (6:00:33 PM): BROCK is manlier, you're just a starwars nerd
jedireynard (6:01:09 PM): yeah. a Star Wars nerd with a MOTORCYCLE
jedireynard (6:01:13 PM): and a ton of chicks
jedireynard (6:01:21 PM): do you have either of those things?
jedireynard (6:01:23 PM): no
jedireynard (6:01:29 PM): i am manlier by default
jedireynard (6:01:34 PM): also, i'm hotter than you
funkof40thousand (6:01:44 PM): fuck you dude, you are using jedi mind tricks on them
jedireynard (6:01:59 PM): i don't have jedi mind tricks
jedireynard (6:02:03 PM): i have force powers
jedireynard (6:02:06 PM): biiiiig difference
jedireynard (6:02:31 PM): i wonder if there's someone that does have jedi mind tricks though
funkof40thousand (6:02:36 PM): probably
jedireynard (6:02:53 PM): that's kind of scary to think about
funkof40thousand (6:03:09 PM): hey do you think it would be a little too gay of me if i ask one of those chicks at rehearsals to let me try out their pointy shoes?
jedireynard (6:03:34 PM): ... why?
funkof40thousand (6:03:49 PM): leaping around doing those ballet jumps look pretty cool when you land on your toes
jedireynard (6:04:34 PM): lol
jedireynard (6:04:39 PM): yeah
jedireynard (6:04:44 PM): that'd be too gay
jedireynard (6:05:01 PM): besides, idk if any of the girls pointe shoes would fit you
jedireynard (6:05:08 PM): i guess you could ask glory
funkof40thousand (6:05:21 PM): are you saying i have freakishly tiny feet or something?
jedireynard (6:05:40 PM): dude
jedireynard (6:05:44 PM): YOU are freakishly tiny
jedireynard (6:05:52 PM): therefore
jedireynard (6:06:04 PM): if your feet are anything like the rest of you
jedireynard (6:06:07 PM): logic man
funkof40thousand (6:06:14 PM): whoa whoa whoa
funkof40thousand (6:06:24 PM): i dont like the implications there
funkof40thousand (6:06:26 PM): PAL
jedireynard (6:06:57 PM): YOU implied I was a necrophiliac
funkof40thousand (6:07:08 PM): no i implied brock was
funkof40thousand (6:07:17 PM): omfg you are so crazy
jedireynard (6:07:43 PM): dude
jedireynard (6:08:00 PM): you implied brock was and then you asked me about fucking dead vampire chicks
funkof40thousand (7:16:32 PM): vampire chicks are hot you are a fucking weirdo
jedireynard (7:17:24 PM): also dead
funkof40thousand (7:17:28 PM): but
funkof40thousand (7:17:29 PM): hot
jedireynard (7:17:44 PM): call me a stickler but I like my women alive
jedireynard (7:17:50 PM): with their hearts beating
funkof40thousand (7:18:08 PM): well maybe some people arent so picky
jedireynard (7:18:31 PM): you know, so I can feel their pulses quicken
funkof40thousand (7:18:38 PM): shut. up.
jedireynard (7:18:49 PM): and their nipples harden
funkof40thousand (7:19:14 PM): i see that fic inspired you
jedireynard (7:19:31 PM): if it's a living girl hell yeah I'll write porn
funkof40thousand (7:19:39 PM): heaving mounds
funkof40thousand (7:20:19 PM): rounded globes
jedireynard (7:20:37 PM): what
jedireynard (7:20:42 PM): rounded globes?
funkof40thousand (7:20:52 PM): idfk ive seen it used
funkof40thousand (7:20:55 PM): for both T and A
jedireynard (7:22:15 PM): ... right
funkof40thousand (7:22:31 PM): hey i dont write the stuff i just read it
funkof40thousand (7:22:48 PM): maybe fap
jedireynard (7:24:30 PM): you are obsessed with that word
funkof40thousand (7:24:37 PM): i am not!!
funkof40thousand (7:24:44 PM): its a commonly used term!
jedireynard (7:25:08 PM): yup. in your head
funkof40thousand (7:25:34 PM): no way! its in a ton of memes you stfu you really ARE a crazy person
jedireynard (7:26:28 PM): not as crazy as you obviously
jedireynard (7:26:31 PM): or as short
funkof40thousand (7:26:41 PM): what!! thats low!
funkof40thousand (7:27:41 PM): you are still a bully
funkof40thousand (7:27:49 PM): i should tell your mom
jedireynard (7:27:51 PM): nah. I"m not low
jedireynard (7:27:58 PM): you know who is low?
jedireynard (7:28:00 PM): YOU
jedireynard (7:28:02 PM): to the GROUND
funkof40thousand (7:28:04 PM): ffffffuuuu!!!
funkof40thousand (7:28:14 PM): you're gonna pay for that mr fairy!!!
jedireynard (7:28:44 PM): wood sprite
funkof40thousand (7:28:54 PM): fuck your PC terms!
jedireynard (7:28:56 PM): and what are you going to do?
jedireynard (7:29:25 PM): we're evenly matched, remember?
jedireynard (7:29:32 PM): fighting doesn't do anything
funkof40thousand (7:29:33 PM): thats what you think
jedireynard (7:29:36 PM): dude
jedireynard (7:29:38 PM): stop
jedireynard (7:29:39 PM): come on
jedireynard (7:29:52 PM): and don't you dare start calling me a pussy for not wanting to fight
funkof40thousand (7:29:57 PM): no no no
jedireynard (7:30:04 PM): you remember what happened last time?
jedireynard (7:30:12 PM): people got hurt
funkof40thousand (7:30:34 PM): im thinking more on the lines of.....hiding your codpiece at rehearsal so everyone can get a good look at your junk through your tights
funkof40thousand (7:30:47 PM): mr woodland sprite
jedireynard (7:30:52 PM): yeah, because that would be so embarassing for me
jedireynard (7:30:55 PM): you perv
funkof40thousand (7:31:05 PM): dont act like you wouldnt care
jedireynard (7:31:15 PM): you obviously just want to see my junk
funkof40thousand (7:31:28 PM): i could see your junk any time i wanted if i tried
jedireynard (7:31:36 PM): lolwhat
jedireynard (7:32:03 PM): you do realize that you're only a zombie rapist in that fanfic, right?
funkof40thousand (7:32:04 PM): but ive moved on
funkof40thousand (7:32:22 PM): life imitates art?
jedireynard (7:32:27 PM): pfft
jedireynard (7:32:27 PM): yeah
jedireynard (7:32:29 PM): suuuure you have
funkof40thousand (7:32:40 PM): of course i have
funkof40thousand (7:32:52 PM): i went on a date even
jedireynard (7:32:53 PM): which is exactly why you want to see my junk
jedireynard (7:33:12 PM): you did
jedireynard (7:33:14 PM): the world was so proud of you
funkof40thousand (7:33:27 PM): were u jelly?
jedireynard (7:34:06 PM): of you and Mari?
jedireynard (7:34:17 PM): hardly
jedireynard (7:34:42 PM): you better have treated her right though
jedireynard (7:34:47 PM): or I swear to God I would've killed you
funkof40thousand (7:34:50 PM): hey at least my dates arent with crazy chicks
funkof40thousand (7:35:09 PM): i treated her like a gentleman!
jedireynard (7:35:14 PM): what
funkof40thousand (7:35:16 PM): i bought the tickets and everything
jedireynard (7:35:18 PM): my dates aren't crazy chicks
funkof40thousand (7:35:24 PM): oh come on
jedireynard (7:35:33 PM): I am NOT dating josie
funkof40thousand (7:35:40 PM): uh huh
jedireynard (7:35:43 PM): and Janey wasn't crazy
jedireynard (7:35:58 PM): i fuck josie sometimes
jedireynard (7:35:59 PM): that's all
funkof40thousand (7:36:20 PM): yeah okay and get her chocolate and necklaces
jedireynard (7:36:56 PM): for her birthday
jedireynard (7:37:07 PM): and the choclate was from the bowl in my living room
jedireynard (7:37:19 PM): i treat her like i would treat any other friend. i just fuck her too
funkof40thousand (7:39:09 PM): but shes the only one you fuck right?
jedireynard (7:39:24 PM): mostly yeah
funkof40thousand (7:39:40 PM): "mostly"? who else then?
jedireynard (7:41:05 PM): why does it matter?
funkof40thousand (7:41:24 PM): im just saying it seems pretty exclusive with you and her is all
jedireynard (7:41:48 PM): she fucks other poeple
jedireynard (7:42:07 PM): or at least she flirts with them idk if she actually fucks them
funkof40thousand (7:42:24 PM): we aren't talking about what SHE does im talking about you
jedireynard (7:42:55 PM): again
jedireynard (7:43:00 PM): this matters because why?
funkof40thousand (7:43:18 PM): it doesnt
jedireynard (7:43:23 PM): huh
jedireynard (7:43:34 PM): well if you want me to prove that we're not exclusive or whatever
jedireynard (7:43:41 PM): i should probably just go fuck someone else
funkof40thousand (7:43:52 PM): another one of your friends?
jedireynard (7:44:10 PM): prolly
funkof40thousand (7:44:58 PM): arent you and me friends?
jedireynard (7:45:42 PM): are you suggesting i fuck you, mao?
funkof40thousand (7:45:59 PM): i could be
funkof40thousand (7:46:02 PM): but i could also be joking
jedireynard (7:46:31 PM): so which is it?
funkof40thousand (7:47:46 PM): does it matter?
jedireynard (7:48:08 PM): uh, yeah
jedireynard (7:48:41 PM): and you know what even if you're joking it's a pretty fucked up joke
funkof40thousand (7:48:50 PM): it is not
funkof40thousand (7:48:54 PM): we both know you'd puss out
jedireynard (7:48:59 PM): seeing as you're trying to "get over me" and all
funkof40thousand (7:49:04 PM): so it doesnt matter if im joking
jedireynard (7:49:09 PM): yeah
jedireynard (7:49:12 PM): nice try there
jedireynard (7:49:17 PM): tell the truth
funkof40thousand (7:49:19 PM): well its TRUE
jedireynard (7:49:22 PM): you're not over me are you?
funkof40thousand (7:50:09 PM): again, what does it matter? i've accepted nothing is going to happen
jedireynard (7:50:40 PM): and yet you still want me to fuck you
funkof40thousand (7:51:18 PM): yeah well i bet you want to fuck padme amadala or whatever her name is but you arent going to
funkof40thousand (7:52:16 PM): that doesnt mean you are going to stop watching star wars
jedireynard (7:52:37 PM): ... that comparison doesn't even make sense
funkof40thousand (7:52:57 PM): it totally does!!
jedireynard (7:53:12 PM): it totally doesn't
jedireynard (7:53:25 PM): because I can't fuck padme
jedireynard (7:53:35 PM): not even in theory
jedireynard (7:53:36 PM): sadly
funkof40thousand (7:54:15 PM): so you are saying i could have sex with you and thats why my comparison doesnt make sense?
jedireynard (7:55:34 PM): well i exist don't i?
funkof40thousand (7:55:48 PM): ugh thats not the point
jedireynard (7:56:23 PM): okay and also we kind of made out a couple times. which is more than i'll ever get with padme
jedireynard (7:56:33 PM): unfortunately
funkof40thousand (7:56:49 PM): its unfortunate we made out?
jedireynard (7:56:54 PM): no
jedireynard (7:57:04 PM): it's unfortunate i can't make out with natalie portman
funkof40thousand (7:57:46 PM): its a pain we all must live with
jedireynard (7:58:05 PM): well except the dudes that actually do get to make out with her
jedireynard (7:58:09 PM): like actors and shit
funkof40thousand (7:58:18 PM): WE'RE actors
jedireynard (7:59:09 PM): what?
jedireynard (7:59:15 PM): oh well yeah
jedireynard (7:59:16 PM): sort of
jedireynard (7:59:26 PM): we have slashfic written about us, anyway
funkof40thousand (7:59:40 PM): a multi part-er
jedireynard (7:59:56 PM): go us
funkof40thousand (8:00:05 PM): fan art is the next step
jedireynard (8:00:18 PM): oh god
funkof40thousand (8:00:53 PM): man that reminds me to keep an eye out for some
funkof40thousand (8:00:57 PM): its bound to happen
funkof40thousand (8:01:13 PM): mpreg is next too!!
jedireynard (8:01:20 PM): what the hell is that?
funkof40thousand (8:01:29 PM): male pregnancy fics
jedireynard (8:01:36 PM): ...
funkof40thousand (8:01:38 PM): will you have my babies, lukey?
funkof40thousand (8:01:47 PM): you have wider hips
jedireynard (8:02:12 PM): 1. Ew
jedireynard (8:02:15 PM): 2. LUKE
jedireynard (8:02:18 PM): 3. EW
jedireynard (8:02:25 PM): 4. that's impossible
jedireynard (8:02:30 PM): 5. EWWWWWW
funkof40thousand (8:02:37 PM): uh so are zombies and sex potions
jedireynard (8:02:39 PM): 6. absolutely NOT
jedireynard (8:02:47 PM): 7. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
funkof40thousand (8:03:10 PM): shutup!! my babies could never be that disgusting!!
jedireynard (8:03:22 PM): it's not the babies!
jedireynard (8:03:26 PM): it's what they'd come OUT of
funkof40thousand (8:03:42 PM): maybe your belly rips open and they come out like a seahorse
jedireynard (8:04:13 PM): because that's a much pleasanter image
jedireynard (8:04:15 PM): thanks for that
jedireynard (8:04:27 PM): but anyway
jedireynard (8:04:32 PM): idk if i even want kids
jedireynard (8:04:34 PM): kids are weird
funkof40thousand (8:04:42 PM): they smell bad
jedireynard (8:04:46 PM): yeah
jedireynard (8:04:49 PM): and they're creepy
jedireynard (8:05:00 PM): that soft spot in the middle of their heads?
jedireynard (8:05:05 PM): ick
funkof40thousand (8:05:16 PM): its so zombies can just stick a straw in
funkof40thousand (8:05:19 PM): and slurp
jedireynard (8:07:07 PM): awww
jedireynard (8:07:20 PM): you babykilling zombie
funkof40thousand (8:07:44 PM): youth is delicious
jedireynard (8:08:59 PM): i'm sure
jedireynard (8:09:07 PM): you know what else is delicious?
funkof40thousand (8:09:16 PM): asian boys?
jedireynard (8:09:23 PM): chocolate cake
funkof40thousand (8:09:31 PM): oh well. that too.
jedireynard (8:09:36 PM): and there's some sitting in the kitchen
funkof40thousand (8:10:25 PM): ah i get it. "chocolate cake" is code for "jerking off to that fic" well, you go on ahead i wont stop you
jedireynard (8:10:42 PM): what?
jedireynard (8:10:43 PM): no
funkof40thousand (8:10:51 PM): haha
jedireynard (8:10:51 PM): if i were going to jerk off it would NOT be to that fic
jedireynard (8:10:52 PM): besides
jedireynard (8:10:56 PM): i don't even need to
jedireynard (8:11:06 PM): that is what fuck buddies are for
funkof40thousand (8:11:15 PM): whatever
jedireynard (8:11:51 PM): imma go get some chocolate cake and pretend i do my homework while i'm actually drawing
funkof40thousand (8:12:06 PM): brock/zeke fan art
jedireynard (8:12:24 PM): no dude
jedireynard (8:12:29 PM): AP art project
funkof40thousand (8:12:33 PM): suuure
funkof40thousand (8:13:22 PM): okay well, good luck on that
funkof40thousand (8:13:29 PM): i'll see you at rehearsal
jedireynard (8:13:37 PM): yeah
jedireynard (8:13:45 PM): see you, zombie rapist
funkof40thousand (8:13:55 PM): see you, zombie rape bait
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