David snorted, "Dude, I don't think that's what the definition of a douche is. I mean like, technically. It's like... You know. That thing for chicks?" He burst into a fit of laughter that was just this side of giggling.
"Probably because my mom's totally ignorant to all his shit. I love the woman, but seriously. She's like. Blind or some shit." He shrugged.