"Yes. Fuck him. You can be right all the time, for all I care. Except when I'm right, obviously." He smirked. He loved this side of David. It was rarely seen, for he was rarely this drunk. But when he did come out to play, Evan was always entertained. "He probably just doesn't want to feel like his son is smarter than him. Which you are, by the way. You're better than him in almost all ways. The only thing he's better at than you is being a douche. He's like, the definition of a douche." A laugh escaped him before he took a sip of his new drink.
"I'm surprised he's even married. How is that possible?"