Who: James and Mao What: IM Convo about powers mostly Where: Online! When: Wednesday evening Rating: PG-13
[20:55] halfbaked: maooo. [20:55] funkof40thousand: jimbooo [20:56] halfbaked: jimbo? am i mormon now? [20:56] funkof40thousand: no, still mexican [20:56] funkof40thousand: s'up hooomes? [20:56] halfbaked: there are no mexicans named jimbo. just saying. [20:56] funkof40thousand: a mexican WOULD say that [20:57] halfbaked: nah man. they'd just knife you and it'd be over. [20:57] halfbaked: but seriously. [20:57] halfbaked: that whole thing with lukas. that was for real? you're sure he didn't push you? [20:57] funkof40thousand: he totally didn't touch me, he got all freaked out and ran out of the room and everything after too [20:58] funkof40thousand: some hot shit HE is [20:58] halfbaked: he ran out of the room? [20:58] funkof40thousand: yeah, the second time it happened [20:58] funkof40thousand: he got this weird face and just...ran out [20:58] halfbaked: second? it happened twice? [20:59] funkof40thousand: yeah okay so [20:59] funkof40thousand: first it happened when i salted his potato [20:59] funkof40thousand: ...that isnt meant to sound sexual [20:59] halfbaked: too late [20:59] funkof40thousand: ANYWAY [20:59] funkof40thousand: he was like "YOU ASSHOLE" and moved TO push me but I got pushed before he made it [21:00] funkof40thousand: then i dunno i yelled at him for over reacting and we were in each other's faces and shit [21:00] funkof40thousand: and then like...i started to go backwards [21:00] funkof40thousand: like a slid a little backwards and he was all "o_O" and ran out [21:00] halfbaked: huh. [21:01] halfbaked: but it felt like he pushed you? [21:01] funkof40thousand: not like...i didnt feel HANDS just [21:01] funkof40thousand: pushing [21:01] halfbaked: that shit's fucked up [21:02] funkof40thousand: makes it hard to kick his ass if he can like shove me before i even get to him [21:02] funkof40thousand: so far he isnt worth kicking the ass of, yet [21:02] halfbaked: but all the other shit that's been happening, none of its been anything like that. [21:02] halfbaked: its all... i don't know brain stuff or something. [21:03] funkof40thousand: my stuff is brain stuff? [21:03] halfbaked: i guess not [21:03] halfbaked: i don't know. your stuff doesnt move people [21:03] halfbaked: its all about you. doesn't affect anyone else or whatever [21:03] halfbaked: its like you learn stuff when you watch it right? [21:04] funkof40thousand: it effects people when they get a load of my awesomeness [21:04] funkof40thousand: ha [21:04] halfbaked: i guess. probably not in the way you'd like [21:05] funkof40thousand: :[ [21:05] halfbaked: ha. [21:05] funkof40thousand: why cant you just feed my ego? isnt that what a best friend is for? JEEZ [21:05] halfbaked: i thought i was supposed to keep you from making epic mistakes or something [21:06] funkof40thousand: whaat? no [21:06] halfbaked: huh. [21:06] funkof40thousand: thats a babysitter :[ [21:06] halfbaked: well. you're going to win that stupid talent show and get an ego boost anyway [21:06] funkof40thousand: exactly!! [21:07] halfbaked: yeah yeah [21:07] halfbaked: i was thinking today [21:07] halfbaked: how many people do you think are all... weird? [21:07] funkof40thousand: uhm....meee, you, tristan, lukas, maybe calvin but i dunno he could have just been spazzing out [21:08] funkof40thousand: you said you knew someone else. you are being a sneaky secret keeper :[ [21:08] halfbaked: katie. [21:08] funkof40thousand: ffffff [21:08] funkof40thousand: srsly?? [21:08] halfbaked: she moves through shit. [21:08] funkof40thousand: buh? [21:08] halfbaked: she fell through her bed. [21:08] halfbaked: THROUGH it [21:08] halfbaked: i told her about my stuff too [21:09] funkof40thousand: thats totally not a brain thing! [21:09] halfbaked: but i dont know. she cant use it on someone else [21:09] funkof40thousand: she cant walk through someone? [21:09] halfbaked: ...i dunno. i didn't think about that [21:10] halfbaked: that's kinda creepy [21:10] funkof40thousand: yeah like...what if she gets stuck? [21:10] halfbaked: dude [21:11] halfbaked: can we not go down that thought path. i dont like the idea of my sister stuck in a wall or some shit [21:11] funkof40thousand: gah okay, for once i will shutup when told to [21:11] funkof40thousand: katie is like my little sis too [21:12] funkof40thousand: :[ fff [21:12] halfbaked: i know. that's what all her volleyball shit was about. [21:12] funkof40thousand: she shoulda kept the shorts though, they're hot [21:12] halfbaked: you are not allowed to talk about my little sisters shorts. [21:13] funkof40thousand: i think i should be, i own them now ;D [21:13] halfbaked: oh yeah. [21:13] halfbaked: i forgot. [21:13] funkof40thousand: how could you? [21:14] halfbaked: i don't know. you'd think that image would have burned into my brain [21:14] funkof40thousand: haunting you dreams. making you question your sexualityyy [21:14] halfbaked: yeahhh [21:14] halfbaked: what happened with calvin again? [21:15] funkof40thousand: okay so, i was kind of being a dick, i admit it, i said i was going to give him a swirly WHICH I WASNT REALLY GONNA [21:15] halfbaked: isn't he taller than you? [21:15] funkof40thousand: yeah so? [21:15] halfbaked: ...nothing [21:15] funkof40thousand: :[ [21:16] funkof40thousand: :[!!! [21:16] funkof40thousand: SO ANYWAY [21:16] funkof40thousand: JAMES [21:16] funkof40thousand: i was dragging him to the bathroom and he was all "noooo batman wouldnt do thisssss" and i kiiinda tripped him and he fell and then he got all weird and staring and it looked like idk he was having a seizure [21:17] funkof40thousand: cept he wasnt like....flailing or actually having a seizure [21:17] halfbaked: he seriously said batman wouldn't do this? [21:17] funkof40thousand: ...something like that [21:17] halfbaked: wow. [21:17] funkof40thousand: he made some lame speech about batman not doing that kind of thing and that i shouldnt be a bully [21:17] funkof40thousand: idk i think he thought it would get through to me if he mentioned batman [21:18] funkof40thousand: i was threatening to give him a swirly because he dissed him actually [21:18] halfbaked: it was probably his best shot at finding a conscience of some kind [21:18] funkof40thousand: i forget what he said [21:18] funkof40thousand: IS NOT [21:18] funkof40thousand: anyway!! [21:18] funkof40thousand: SO HE FELL AND GOT WEIRD [21:18] funkof40thousand: i kind of freaked out, but then he woke up and was like "party at your place" [21:18] halfbaked: What? [21:18] funkof40thousand: and i was like "lolwat?" and then he asked if tetsuo was out of town [21:18] funkof40thousand: I KNOW RIGHT? [21:18] funkof40thousand: wtf is that? [21:19] halfbaked: how does he know who tetsuo is? [21:19] halfbaked: he wasn't... out of town or anything right? [21:19] funkof40thousand: .....i dunnno... [21:19] funkof40thousand: nope [21:19] funkof40thousand: he told me to tell him if he did go out of town though [21:19] funkof40thousand: but since when does my brother do anything? [21:19] halfbaked: I dunno. [21:19] funkof40thousand: anyway it was weird [21:19] funkof40thousand: but didnt prove anything i guess [21:19] halfbaked: it would've just been weird if he hadn't asked you to tell him if it happened. [21:20] halfbaked: like he expects it to or something [21:20] funkof40thousand: yeah... [21:20] funkof40thousand: i dunno what to think of it so he is just on my "maybe" list [21:20] funkof40thousand: ...ask katie is he told her anything? [21:20] halfbaked: yeah. [21:21] halfbaked: tell her to keep on her toes, too, if he's spouting weird shit. [21:21] funkof40thousand: at least its not like...dangerous shit? [21:21] funkof40thousand: he is such a wimp, he is like way bigger than me he could have kicked my ass [21:21] funkof40thousand: but he let me drag him around [21:22] funkof40thousand: kinda sad actually [21:22] halfbaked: i don't know. he knows stuff about you he shouldn't. [21:22] funkof40thousand: kid fucking climbs mountains but cant punch an asian [21:22] halfbaked: weren't you in the shorty shorts at the time? [21:22] funkof40thousand: YES [21:22] funkof40thousand: just adds to the sadness that is calvin [21:23] halfbaked: i would've felt awkward punching you then too. [21:23] funkof40thousand: why? [21:23] halfbaked: because your junk was on serious display [21:23] funkof40thousand: GOD I HAD UNDERWEAR ON [21:23] halfbaked: so? [21:24] funkof40thousand: everyone should love my junk stfu [21:24] halfbaked: Yeah yeah [21:25] funkof40thousand: whateeevvv [21:26] halfbaked: alright. so what about the rest of them? [21:27] funkof40thousand: huh? well, tristan has like mind control i think [21:27] halfbaked: are you SURE you weren't seduced by his charm? [21:27] funkof40thousand: i told you he somehow got me to write a nice letter about him to his boss [21:27] funkof40thousand: NO [21:27] funkof40thousand: cuz i was actually going to write one of those things like "DO YOU LIKE ME PLZ CHECK ONE [ ] YES [ ] NO" things [21:28] halfbaked: what? [21:28] funkof40thousand: but i wrote he was an awesome worker or some shit [21:29] halfbaked: ha. [21:29] halfbaked: okay. so tristan's messes with other people, too. [21:29] funkof40thousand: seems like [21:30] halfbaked: uh. there's someone else, too. but if i tell you, you have to swear on... i don't know your fucking stash of gay asian porn or whatever you won't bring it up [21:32] funkof40thousand: i swear on batman's cowl [21:35] halfbaked: cowl? [21:35] funkof40thousand: thats what his mask is called! [21:35] funkof40thousand: is not a mask its a cowl [21:35] funkof40thousand: 'cause its his whole head...i soundlikeanerd [21:36] halfbaked: right. okay [21:36] halfbaked: jac. [21:36] funkof40thousand: omgggg [21:36] halfbaked: she i don't know, gets really cold or some shit. i gave her some cocoa and she turned it into ice without meaning to [21:36] funkof40thousand: holyshiiit [21:37] funkof40thousand: SHE IS LIKE MR FREEZE [21:37] halfbaked: mao. seriously. [21:37] halfbaked: if you tell anyone, ANYONE. [21:37] funkof40thousand: well she is [21:37] funkof40thousand: I WONT [21:37] halfbaked: i will destroy you. [21:37] funkof40thousand: :[ i wont tell!! [21:37] halfbaked: good. [21:37] halfbaked: don't. [21:37] halfbaked: and don't let mind control boy somehow suck it out of you either. [21:38] funkof40thousand: no way [21:38] funkof40thousand: he is a small fry [21:39] halfbaked: whatever. just keep that shit to yourself. [21:39] funkof40thousand: i will, jeez [21:39] funkof40thousand: did you tell anyone about me? [21:43] halfbaked: No. [21:43] funkof40thousand: I haven't told anyone about you either. [21:43] halfbaked: Well, I told Katie and Jac about me. [21:43] funkof40thousand: you're the only one who knows about me [21:43] funkof40thousand: i dont trust anyone else [21:43] funkof40thousand: well, katie i do [21:44] halfbaked: so i can tell her? [21:44] funkof40thousand: yeah go ahead [21:44] halfbaked: you sure? [21:45] funkof40thousand: immmm.....sure [21:45] funkof40thousand: if she tells calvin i can just kick his ass [21:45] halfbaked: valid point. [21:46] halfbaked: man, this shit does not make me want to sober up any time soon [21:47] funkof40thousand: lmadshjkds you're high right now? [21:47] funkof40thousand: xD [21:48] funkof40thousand: when are you NOT [21:48] halfbaked: only a little. [21:48] halfbaked: hey. [21:48] halfbaked: i was totally sober when jac told me about her shit [21:48] halfbaked: which made it that much weirder [21:48] funkof40thousand: ive been sober for every damn little thing [21:48] funkof40thousand: s'crazy [21:48] halfbaked: i like to convince myself that it's the pot and not the reality [21:49] funkof40thousand: too damn bad [21:49] funkof40thousand: uuuuurgggh...tetsuo is making me get offline [21:49] halfbaked: ha. figures. [21:50] funkof40thousand: he is saying something about me getting a 20 on a history test :[ [21:50] funkof40thousand: i swore i hid that shit [21:50] halfbaked: jesus, mao. [21:50] funkof40thousand: see ya !! [21:50] halfbaked: bye.