"Oh yeah, those secret powers have to stay secret." She furrowed her brow, and scratched her chin as if she were stroking an imaginary beard while deep in intense thought.
"What to do, what to do..." She murmured. "Aha! I'm kinda partial to indentured servitude, but that'd be awfully harsh." Teasing, she added, "How about my personal body guard? You protect me, that way I'm safe in case maniacal ninjas or cosmic rock creatures try to do me in."