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Tweak says, "DO NOT WANT"

Cait Abernathy (soundsfreudian) wrote in genome_project,
@ 2010-08-17 01:21:00

Entry tags:

august 2010, cait baines, david bacchus, evan elwood, noelle baines

Who: Cait and Noelle, with possible cameos from Evan or David but who knows
What: sisterly bonding
Where: Pearson's Pub
When: tonight?
Rated: highish

Cait crossed her legs. Bar stools were so uncomfortable. Well, the ones at Pearson's Pub were anyways. She especially hated that they had no backs. She couldn't lean against anything and it sort of made her back ache. But she really didn't mind. Beggars can't be choosers and all that. She wasn't even of legal drinking age and yet there she was, sitting next to her twenty one year old sister with a beer in her hand. Of course, if you knew the right people, it didn't matter how old you were. And Cait happened to know the right people.

"Had anymore arguments with your loverboy?" She asked, glancing over at her sister. Noelle and Evan's hatred for each other was practically famous. She knew it was a touchy subject to even bring into a conversaion, but sometimes Cait enjoyed firing her sister up. "I heard he was dating Natalie Evans."

What a pair. Cait personally felt like Natalie could do better, but Evan had a nice body and girls usually go for things like that.

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ihatevan
2010-08-17 05:38 am UTC (link)

Noelle rolled her eyes. She took a sip from her margarita and pulled a face, crossing her eyes and sticking out her tongue. "Gross Cait. Way to be disgusting." But she grinned all the same. "And no. Thank god." She licked a bit of salt off the rim of her glass and took another sip.

"I know, right? What the hell is she thinking?" Noelle was in agreement with the thought that Natalie could do better. She was smart, pretty, and Evan was... Blech. Disgusting. So maybe he was good looking, and had a good sense of humor. Didn't stop him from being gross. "There are way better guys in town..." She paused and frowned a little, "I think."

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-17 05:54 am UTC (link)

Cait laughed. "She's probably using him for a rock climbing discount. Wouldn't that be funny?" Everyone knew Evan was well known for giving out free lessons to all the girls he thought were attractive. Cait had even been offered one, but she'd turned it down in respect for Noelle. Plus, she wasn't really the rock climbing type. She was more of a observer than a doer.

"Better guys? Well, they aren't lining up at my door. I don't know about yours..." She took a sip of her beer and placed it back on the bar, examining it closely. It was almost time for a change. "I haven't been on a date in ages. I'm starting to feel like a nun."

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ihatevan
2010-08-17 06:04 am UTC (link)

Noelle snorted, "Seriously." Frankly, Noelle liked rock climbing. She liked being outdoors, as well as things that resembled things that were outdoors. But she also didn't want to have to be within a mile radius of Evan. So there went rock climbing.

"Uuuuuuuuuugh." She really drew that out. This was her second margarita, and David had made it strong. Despite the fact that David and Evan were friends, she appreciated his bartending, and left him a nice tip usually. He was a creep, but he could sure make a margarita. "Yeah. I know. What's wrong with this town. We're going to be like... Spinster cat ladies who knit. Or something." She got a sudden mental picture of her having a tight, grey bun that she kept her knitting needles in and giggled.

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-17 06:17 am UTC (link)

"Ew." Knitting did not sit well with Cait, who was also experiencing a similar mental picture. "How in the world does a girl like Lexie Tibbits get laid, and we don't? Honestly? We're good looking women. And we're not prudes. It makes zero sense."

She pounded back the the last few sips and beckoned her favorite bartender over for another drink. "Not beer this time. But I don't care otherwise." He always knew something delicious.

"That stupid songbird is up in everyone's business. Who cares if the town's virgin suddenly gets deflowered? I don't believe that shit anyways." She knew David was standing right there, but didn't really care. Bartenders were programmed to both listen and tune out.

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ihatevan
2010-08-17 06:26 am UTC (link)

"Um. No idea. It's not fair though. I'm starting to feel antsy." Noelle was the girl in high school with the purity ring, who'd gotten laid once at a party--prom, actually--and given up on that whole ridiculous notion of saving herself for marriage, because a) that had obviously failed and b) she'd enjoyed herself, so why bother?

Noelle took another sip of her drink and continued, "We're way cuter than a lot of people." She shrugged. So she was a little vain. She thought her sister was totally gorgeous, and considering how much they looked alike, she couldn't really discount herself either. Plus, she was a little tipsy, and hanging out with her sister caused her to speak more freely than she would otherwise. And she liked to speak freely.

"Well, I don't care. It was bound to happen sometime, right?"

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-17 06:43 am UTC (link)

"We are," she agreed, nodding to emphasize her point. It was just a fact of life. They looked almost identical, regardless of the fact that they were nearly a year apart. But they were stunning, really. Cait often thought her and her sister were quite beautiful. She just rarely voiced it. "I wish it happened when I wasn't so...frustrated. And the way you fight with Evan is obvious how frustrated you are." She was extremely matter-of-fact.

"Anyways, she didn't deserve it. Probably didn't even appreciate it right. She got all defensive and denied it. If I was her, I'd probably be a bit proud. Not that I'm into David or anything-- he's kind of a skeeze when it comes to women, but like...She probably had a pretty good experience for her first time. At least David knows what he's doing. You know?"

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ihatevan
2010-08-17 06:49 am UTC (link)

"Oh GAWD!" Noelle giggled covering her mouth, "Is it that obvious?" Cait knew her too well. While she thought Evan was disgusting, arguing with him was a bit of a release for her, in a way. It got some of her tension out, being so nasty to him. It was fun. Though she'd probably never admit it. God she hated him.

Noelle rested her chin on her fist, "Yeah. Nothing like a guy who knows what he's doing." She sighed, "Hell, I'll take someone who doesn't right now." She sighed again and finished off her drink, motioning to David for a refill, "Not so strong this time." She grinned, "It's already going to my head."

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-17 05:25 pm UTC (link)

"Yes!" Cait was rather loud. She let out a giggle and covered her mouth as well. She wasn't drunk, but she was feeling rather silly. She usually did around her sister. She was the only one who could really bring out the girly girl in her. "You should, like, just bang him and then be done with it. Act like he'd say no..." Cait didn't know any guy who refused sex. "Or ask David if he knows any guys. Or," she paused, lowering her voice to a stage whisper, "ask David if he wants to bang?"

She glanced at him, looking him up and down. He was a good looking guy. Fit, if a little small in stature, but still good looking.

"You could probably find a high school boy to help you out then, if standards aren't an issue." She snorted into her drink.

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ihatevan
2010-08-18 01:43 am UTC (link)

Noelle snorted and kicked her legs, "Ewwwwww Cait that's gross! Plus he's got a girlfriend. No." But she did give David the once over. She'd never do Evan, but David... Maybe. She sighed again and shook her head, "Nah. Too close to Evan. You could ask him though." She winked at her sister and sucked the melted ice water from the bottom of her glass with a straw while waiting for her new drink.

"Wouldn't that make me a pervy perv, going after younger guys?" She raised an eyebrow, giggling at the thought.

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-18 04:58 am UTC (link)

"Oh, you want me to ask him?" Cait took a sip of her drink for courage and then looked at David as he mixed Noelle's drink. "So, David? I know we're kind of giggly and my sister's a little...well. Let's just say it, she's pretty drunk. Anddddd, I know you're not one of those guys with like, a conscience? So her being intoxicated probably isn't a factor to you. And I don't really see a conflict with Evan keeping you away from, you know, bumping uglies. Although, I obviously don't know or pretend to know how your friendship with that asshole works. But anyways, how would you feel about having sex with my lovely, gorgeous sister over here to help relieve some of her stress. She might even leave Evan alone if she's not bound so tight." Cait could hardly keep a straight face. She really hoped Noelle wasn't pissed. It was funny, really.

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iheartwine
2010-08-18 05:06 am UTC (link)

For the most part, David hadn't been paying attention. Two drunk girls in a bar. It wasn't something new. Especially not these two. He'd gone to school with Noelle, and was a year older than Cait. So he knew she was under age, but didn't really care. Noelle tipped well. Especially when she was drunk. He wasn't really sure what her and Evan's deal was, nor did he care.

He looked up from making Noelle's drink, however, when he realized Cait was addressing him this time, instead of just talking about him right in front of him. He was used to it. These two came in all the time. Noelle would get drunk, Cait would get tipsy, (which by the way always amazed him, as she usually drank quite a bit more than her sister and only got a little buzzed from what he could tell. For him, it was a bit of a turn on when a girl could handle her liquor) and they'd talk and giggle, sometimes about him, sometimes about other people.

"You're asking me to have sex with your sister?" He asked with a raised eyebrow as he set Noelle's drink in front of her and mopped up the counter where she'd spit margarita-ice-water all over it after Cait's spiel. "Where do you factor in? Do you plan on watching? Video taping?"

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-18 05:11 am UTC (link)

"Well, yes, I guess so. That's a pretty blunt way of putting it. I liked my way of saying it better. But yeah, I am. I don't factor in at all. We're not like...creepy sisters who have threesomes with hot bartenders after having too much to drink." Okay, so that was pretty specific, but she got her point across. "I mean. I'm not going to watch or video tape or even be in the house. I'm just trying to do her a favor. It's been a while-- for both of us, actually. And you are clearly the man to come to when someone needs a good lay." Hello? Lexie, much?

She nudged her sister and took a sip as if urging her to chip in, make a case for herself. David was obviously someone who needed schmoozing or a good reason.

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ihatevan
2010-08-18 05:29 am UTC (link)

Noelle kicked Cait from under the counter, "Ahem! You were supposed to ask him for you, not me!" She tried to sound angry, but she was too inebriated, and a giggle slipped out anyway. "Plus he's definitely more your type." She added, not that it made any sense. Cait didn't really have a type, and for the most part, neither did Noelle. Their type was male. It was a pretty simple requirement. And while Noelle had higher standards for most things, sometimes a girl had to settle. Some day, she'd like someone to settle down with, but she was young still. Getting married was a while off. Besides, how could you find the right guy if you didn't look around?

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-18 05:47 am UTC (link)

Cait laughed. "My type?" She shook her head. "Let's find you someone first. You're the oldest. And besides, we both know that neither of us really has a type." She looked to David, as if to clarify something. "It's not called 'desperate', either. So don't get the wrong idea about us. I like to call it 'enlightened' or 'empowered'. Some kind of feminist mumbo jumbo." She nodded her head as if that solidified her notion and then looked back to her sister.

"Look, I bet he's willing. He didn't say no, did he?"

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	ihatevan 2010-08-18 05:55 am UTC (link)
	"No, you're the little sister, I have to take care of you first before myself. So, there you are. Ask him. I'll find someone later. I promise." She took a long sip from her fresh margarita, "You know you want to!" She waggled her eyebrows at her sister. It wasn't exactly the first time they'd been in there oggling him anyway. It was about time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	soundsfreudian 2010-08-18 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Cait shook her head. "He'll probably say no. Isn't he with that Tibbits girl?" She eyed David in what she perceived to be a sneaky manner, but was probably totally obvious. He was pretty good looking. And he was known for being great at 'relieving stress'. And he made a mean cocktail. She sipped her drink. "Why won't you go for him?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

iheartwine
2010-08-18 06:09 am UTC (link)

David was tired of their bickering, or sisterly banter or whatever it was. He was simply tired in general. The past few weeks had been terrible. He was only recently starting to feel like himself again, and he wasn't totally there yet either. On any given night, he'd happily have banged either sister, but tonight he was in a foul mood.

"Maybe I don't want to screw either of you, did you consider that?"

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soundsfreudian
2010-08-18 06:19 am UTC (link)

Cait turned to look at him, shocked at his outburst. She took a leisurely gulp from her glass and raised an eyebrow. "Neither one of us is a virgin if that's what you're worried about." Okay, so maybe it was a low blow, but no one insulted the Baines sisters and got away with it. Why wouldn't he want to screw them? They were attractive, intelligent, and weren't fucking annoying like half the women in the town. Cait was surprised that they weren't the only ones getting screwed.

"Besides, I was under the impression that you screwed anything with a BAC over point-oh-eight."

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	ihatevan 2010-08-18 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Noelle covered her mouth, "Ouch! Burn!" She laughed. "Cut it out! He'll like... Spit in my drinks or something. I told you I didn't want to screw him anyway." She scrunched up her nose, "He's friends with Evan, that's bad news for me right there." She shrugged and went back to happily sipping at her margarita. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

soundsfreudian
2010-08-18 06:48 am UTC (link)

"Whatever. I don't know what he's so bent out of shape about." She copied her sister, shrugging and sipping at her own drink. She was only starting to feel tipsy now. For some reason, it always took her longer to get drunk and faster to sober up than most people. It was sort of a buzzkill, but a real big advantage in quarters, beer pong and fuck the dealer.

"Sorry, David. It's not your fault that you chose to bed the most well known prude in town."

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	iheartwine 2010-08-18 06:52 am UTC (link)
	"Well, at least I know where she's been." He replied, finally recovered from that burn of Cait's. He had to admit, she'd gotten him good. Two very low blows. He hadn't known what to say, and even now his comeback was a little wishy washy. He was obviously not up to his usual standards of snarkiness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

soundsfreudian
2010-08-18 07:03 am UTC (link)

"If you're implying that we're dirty, you're sorely mistaken. Shame. Good looks, smooth tongue and pretty face all wasted on a girl who probably doesn't even know how to give a proper blowjob." Not that Cait was an expert or anything, but she was decent. She'd never had a complaint and really, that was all you had to worry about. Blowjobs was a lot like horseshoes. If it was close enough, you got points just for trying.

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	iheartwine 2010-08-18 07:12 am UTC (link)
	"Perhaps I was being charitable." David shrugged, "But you don't want people to think you're a charity case, do you?" he sighed dramatically, and flipped his towel over his shoulder, "I mean, I guess I could fuck one of you. If it means that much to you." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

soundsfreudian
2010-08-18 07:18 am UTC (link)

"I'm not a charity case, but it's nice to hear that Lexie Tibbits is." In Cait's opinion, that goody two shoes deserved to be knocked down a peg. She was making everyone else in the town look bad. Her and the Jones girl. The pair of them were like saints. Worshipped and held up on a pedestal. Until that songbird post, she wasn't sure either of them could do any wrong. Who knew.

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iheartwine
2010-08-18 07:33 am UTC (link)

David wished he hadn't said anything, but now he couldn't really take it back. Lexie hadn't been a charity case. They were friends, and some crazy stuff had gone down, and now they weren't friends at all. It was probably for the best, since he was trying to keep her away from him. Keep her from getting hurt.

"You sure? I mean, you are asking the bartender to screw you." He sneered.

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hope you dont mind i thought itd be a good time to drop evan in. XD -

notthistime, 2010-08-19 04:06 am UTC

<3 -

iheartwine, 2010-08-19 04:26 am UTC