This is true Oh Foxy One, but the question now becomes A) How would I possibly do that, and B) Which version of that song are YOU singing? But don't worry about me, you KNOW I'm a soldier. Just take care of yourself, okay? And duh you didn't go on a killing spree. If you had, I called Bonnie to your Clyde AGES ago. That'd be breaking a promise, not the Lukas Fox style.
So is there anything I can do? Send you gift baskets of mace and plane tickets, or maybe bake you a cake with a file inside? What are you reading? Let me guess, the Count of Monte Cristo. The Shawshank Redemption!
I'm sure she was, but if you start carrying around a volleyball and talking to it like it's cooler than me? We will be having words.