You are not a jerk. Stop that. Yeah, I was going through a rough patch and it would've been nice to have more friends, but I'm okay. Seriously. And hey, it motivated me to get my ass off the island! Of course... now I'm in some weird facility where there are a severe shortage of people my age. That's kind of sucky. Hopefully they'll let me out soon. Do me a favor and don't do that, okay? It's not a good plan. Particularly if you're on a raft and then you get caught in a freak storm. That's DEFINITELY not a good plan. So, long story short, eat your vegetables, stay in school, don't do drugs, and stay on the island. Got that? Good. I'll see you when I come back, and then you are gonna get first of the dayed so hard you're not even gonna know how long it's been.