"No man. You gotta listen to me. First, I'm teaching her how to climb, and she makes me put the harness on her. So I am, and she's all up in my face just...staring at me intently, like I'm going to suddenly see the light in her eyes and fuck her on the gym floor. Pft. And then, she gets up a little bit, jumps off, but tried to make it look like a fall, and then clings to me like a little monkey. I had to pry her off of me. And when she was leaving, she turned back around, grabbed me and kissed me. No tongue or anything. But still. It was awkward as hell. I'm scarred for life." He exhaled and looked at the table. He was not okay with it.
"It's not like I want them to want to get into my pants. I have a problem! I can't stop flirting." He took a sip of his coffee. He felt the hot liquid slide all the way down.