Max was still and very quiet for a substantial amount of time after his friend shared that with him. Evan had been assaulted by a seventeen year old girl who had in his own words 'forced me to kiss her'. Oh, this was just plain hilarious. And sad, very sad.
He stirred the coffee and arched an eyebrow, looking at Evan though half lidded eyes. "Let me get this straight, you, Evan Elwood, who happens to scale rock faces and other such things, was assaulted by a petite blonde seventeen year old?" Another pause. "Who forced you to kiss her?" Max sipped at his coffee and gave a shake of his head. "I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for."
Max stole another sachet of sugar. "You know this is your own damn fault for giving those poor girls the misguided impression that they have a shot in hell at getting into your pants." He realised what he'd just said a second later and pulled quite the face. "Okay, I just totally grossed myself out."