Who: Mao and James What: Discussing Penny and conspiracy Where: AIM When: Saturday Rating: PG-13
halfbaked: Mao. funkof40thousand: Chipmunk. halfbaked: That's lone wolf to you. funkof40thousand: Hahaha. Suure. halfbaked: Whatever. Remember Penny? funkof40thousand: No 'cause I'm retarded. Yeah I remember, what's up? halfbaked: So she asked me if I felt differently after the camping trip. If I 'felt like I knew more' halfbaked: Wtf is that? funkof40thousand: uhhh funkof40thousand: Give how this island is like crazy town power place, maybe she has something too? funkof40thousand: *given halfbaked: I dunno man. Maybe she got brain damage while she was in shock halfbaked: Oxygen cut off and all. funkof40thousand: I doubt it funkof40thousand: She's got enough brains to be able to lose some without a problem halfbaked: Valid point. halfbaked: Man, she was so shocked that I knew how to use an epipen. funkof40thousand: Hahaha, dude you just stab it in done you? halfbaked: Yeah. In the leg. funkof40thousand: *don't funkof40thousand: Its not rocket science funkof40thousand: What else did she say? halfbaked: When? funkof40thousand: While she was praising you for not being a moron and asking if you "knew things"? funkof40thousand: Did she call you her hero? halfbaked: The praise came while we were camping. halfbaked: No. funkof40thousand: How ungrateful! halfbaked: She said she owed me halfbaked: Which I said she didn't because I'd have to be a serious douche to let her fucking die or whatever funkof40thousand: Yeah. funkof40thousand: How does she expect to pay you back? funkof40thousand: I would ask for payment in blowjobs. funkof40thousand: /kidding halfbaked: From Penny Zwinnerman? halfbaked: Ha, Zimmerman even. funkof40thousand: Fruedian slip, you think she's a winner! halfbaked: Clearly. funkof40thousand: Haha halfbaked: Dude. Getting head from her would be like pedophilia funkof40thousand: Wait how old is she again? funkof40thousand: She isn't that young! halfbaked: 16 halfbaked: But she's like... Penny funkof40thousand: Oh yeah like that is a giant age difference. pleaase. funkof40thousand: She's kinda cute though. funkof40thousand: Aside from the sneezing thing and the nerd aura. halfbaked: And the fact that she carries a mini hospital around in her backpack funkof40thousand: I'm surprised she doesn't live in a bubble halfbaked: seriously. halfbaked: don't they have allergy shots for that shit? funkof40thousand: Maybe she is allgeric to them, ha. halfbaked: ha funkof40thousand: Oh man. Do you think she's gonna follow you around now until she can pay you back? funkof40thousand: People who are like, "I owe you!" can be weird like that. halfbaked: ...Nah halfbaked: I think the smoke will scare her away if nothing else funkof40thousand: True, true. halfbaked: That camping trip was fucked up. funkof40thousand: Yeah it was. halfbaked: Like seriously. funkof40thousand: First Penny almost gets done in by a bee and then Calvin has a spazz attack. halfbaked: Any doubts about his vision bullshit now? funkof40thousand: No, he totally has something. funkof40thousand: Everyone does is my default assumption at this point. halfbaked: Seriously. funkof40thousand: At least the trip was distracting? halfbaked: That's for sure funkof40thousand: I wish things would settle the fuck down halfbaked: I get the feeling the exact opposite is about to happen funkof40thousand: I wonder if there is anything we can do about it halfbaked: Us? What the hell are we going to do? funkof40thousand: I dunno!! I just feel like, I dunno, things should be being done but I don't know what. halfbaked: About what? halfbaked: I mean. Yeah okay. we have powers. now what? funkof40thousand: I don't even know, but I mean, seriously, this power shit? It is not natural. Something is making it happen halfbaked: Like something in the water? funkof40thousand: Maybe...but like, I dunno... funkof40thousand: Or something else. funkof40thousand: I mean, my mom wanted to leave here pretty bad. funkof40thousand: Someone's gotta know whats going on halfbaked: We want to leave, too. We don't know shit funkof40thousand: Luke left, but now he is in a hospital or something funkof40thousand: I uh wrote him a letter halfbaked: Yeah. That's good. halfbaked: I mean, that you wrote him halfbaked: Not that he's in the hospital. funkof40thousand: Well, its good that he isn't dead because I kind of thought he might of been funkof40thousand: He hasn't written me back though, so whatever halfbaked: Well, I mean. He's in the hospital so maybe he's not up to it or something funkof40thousand: I'm kind of jealous he made it off, if I got off I wouldn't have been a moron and ended up in a hospital halfbaked: Seriously. halfbaked: How the hell did he end up there anyway? funkof40thousand: No idea. I don't think he could have swam, and that ferry like doesn't exist funkof40thousand: maybe he stole a boat or something halfbaked: Yeah, I guess that's a possibility funkof40thousand: If he ever writes me back I'll ask, but I'm not gonna like hope or anything halfbaked: yeah well, you know. patience or whatever. funkof40thousand: Since when do I have that shit? halfbaked: i dunno. never? funkof40thousand: Exaaactly halfbaked: Whatever. You'll be fine. funkof40thousand: Yeah. But, anyway! I just wish I knew what was going on here. halfbaked: I'm sure everyone does, but I think we're just kinda fucked in that department funkof40thousand: We shouldn't be! I mean, we have fucking powers, man! funkof40thousand: If we all got together, we could like figure it out! halfbaked: We don't even know who has this stuff, and I certainly don't trust half the people I suspect. funkof40thousand: Yeah but I mean, okay, YOU see the past, Calvin sees the future, I kick fucking ass, and Katie can walk through stuff...Combine all that and we can do anything, man! halfbaked: Yeah, but my shit's seriously limited, and Calvin's probably is, too. I'm getting better at controlling mine, but judging by Calvin's latest... episode, he has zero control over his shit. funkof40thousand: Practice makes perfect and all that shit halfbaked: Yeah well. I don't exactly like the idea of including Katie in anything like that etiher funkof40thousand: Ugh, okay okay. funkof40thousand: There's gotta be something somewhere that talks about this stuff, people can't just be ignoring it, right? halfbaked: What makes you think it isn't just us? I mean, it's only teenagers I've seen so far funkof40thousand: If its just teenagers then why aren't adults having anything happen? halfbaked: Because they aren't teenagers? funkof40thousand: What so you think its gonna go away when we grow up? funkof40thousand: To me I feel like whatever I got is getting stronger halfbaked: no i'm saying maybe it's our generation or whatever funkof40thousand: There's gotta be a reason why funkof40thousand: I mean, maybe my mother knew it was gonna happen halfbaked: man, you don't know that funkof40thousand: well its what i fucking suspect! funkof40thousand: i don't know that its NOT that either halfbaked: chill the fuck out mao funkof40thousand: Why aren't you getting all riled up about this? Its our lives, man halfbaked: because there's nothing to fucking do, Mao. funkof40thousand: how do you know? we aren't TRYING halfbaked: Because we're sixteen years old Mao funkof40thousand: What does that matter? Who's gonna stop us? And if someone DOES, then they know whats going on halfbaked: You are out of your mind, man. Maybe no one knows anything. Maybe its just a freak occurence! funkof40thousand: Its too much of a freak occurrence funkof40thousand: If it was in the water, then everyone would have powers, or at least, insane cancer or something like that place in Russia where everyone got radiation poison halfbaked: I don't know. You're giving me a fucking headache. funkof40thousand: Its about time people started getting headaches halfbaked: Yeah, well. Not right now. I'm gonna finish off those brownies. funkof40thousand: Fine, whatever. I'm crazy and having powers is just a rarely talked about puberty side effect. funkof40thousand: My mistake. halfbaked: Chill out, man. I've had a rough fucking weekend. I'm sorry if I don't feel like dealing with conspiracy theories right now. halfbaked: I'll talk to you later. funkof40thousand: Alright. See ya. halfbaked: Bye.