First I want to say that I'm glad you're okay and I'm SORRY!!
I didn't mean when I said you were the worst thing that happened to me. Sometimes you were actually kind of good. I shouldn't have taken your bike chain, but I wasn't thinking, I just wanted to talk but it went really wrong! Do you think you could forgive me? Maybe we can learn not to be assholes and start over.
I hope you're doing alright and I hope you write back, even just to tell me to fuck off.
I want to say more but writing on paper sucks! Tell them to get you a computer!