"Fuck yes." He replied, not missing a beat, "I most definitely would, Melanie." He grinned darkly at her and paused for a moment before adding, "You know, if you were even a paying customer, which, by the way, you're not." at least Alfie shared his candy. And, alright, his allowance. Everyone else payed pretty handsomely though. He could afford to (secretly) let Laney, and--in the past--Josie, slip by without paying for his services.
"Let's see. Durring the school year, Alfie pays me five bucks a page, plus candy. So, ten bucks a page and twice as much candy, would be the friend rate for your summer school homework."