"Well of course, I'm not making you my official babysitter or anything. You have school and stuff. Mrs. Silverman offered to help since I babysat Toby for her, you know for practice," Josie reached out to ruffle his hair slightly, "yeah much cooler, but not as cool as me. I'm going to be cool mom. Want me to take him back, even though he's little he gets a little heavy after a while."
"I want your focus to be on Dale, also I don't want you two doing the nasty on my couch or on my bed...that is just not happening in my house. You can kiss or whatever but no sex. Period," she fixed him with a stern stare, "I'm not being a grandma it's my apartment, I pay for it, so I can say I don't want you and Laney christening it." A short moment before she stated talking she remembered seeing JJ change his relationship status on facebook and it said he was dating Laney. She approved, Laney was a cool girl and seemed to be so much like JJ it was scary.
Josie was deciding a name for another human being, one that would be his for the rest of his life. She didn't want him to have a super weird name like Apple...I mean for reals? Or like a name that would guarantee wedgies. While she knew JJ was going to be a horrible influence (which was partially her fault she knows) she did sort of want Dale to grow up to be sort of like him. Fun and smart and always wanting a laugh. However, she hoped he wouldn't inherit his power...flame throwing child...no thank you.
"Okay, Dale James Allen it is. And see I did throw a J in there too in case he wants to go by James instead," she took the pen and filled out the rest of the birth certificate and handed it back to the nurse.
"So...how's senior year going? Ruling the school treating you okay?"