Let's go with convenient cover story that isn't completely untrue #1, shall we? "My brother's some big-shot lawyer," she says, waving her hand like she thinks this is actually spectacularly dumb of him. "Lawyers are inherently fucking annoying, but you know how some of them just have to go balls to the wall."
(As a note, Sidra hates to lie and isn't very good at it. Nice try, though.)