"I can't piss under pressure!" It took some effort, but eventually, she was peeing on the goddamn stick. "Jack is going to kill me. Or Normie. Or both of us. Maybe I should get Normie a bubble so he doesn't die and----how long do these things usually take to show up?" Pulling the stick out, May grimaced. "The box said a couple seconds. Rosie, the box said a couple seconds, and it's not doing anything."
A few seconds later: "Still nothing. Why is it doing nothing? Does that mean I'm not pregnant? Isn't there a little negative mark for that? Why is it still gray?"