Still all a little strange, isn't it?

Townspeople and Pirates
Invitations shall be sent out for the opening of Pandora's Bordello. Who all would like to attend?

[...] I should look into hiring a personal assistant.

I should really invest in a calendar of some sort.

Seems as if I can't make up my mind today.

Eric Foster and Basil Thornton
I've received something that I'm not too entirely sure of what it is. I'm not sure if it has healing capabilities or if it is meant for self defense. I would appreciate it greatly if either of could lend some expertise on what this might be.

And discretely, please.

Papa and Jack
I love you both. Thank you for the presents.

Gerald
When are you available for dinner this week?

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. Albert Einstein.

Just so everyone is aware, my office holds no hours. I am open when I am needed. Such a silly question to ask.

A mob? Seriously? I always thought this town has standards.