In case anyone hasn't noticed I'm back. Pike, thank you for attending to lookout duties while I was indisposed. I hope all went well while I was away.

If anyone needs be I'll me continuing to reacquaint myself with mythe nest once again.

[Pirates]
I need to play poker, NOW. These coins are burning a hole in my pocket.

[Joss]
How are you doing? I'm off Thursday morning/Early afternoon. Can we meet?

[Nadi]
Sooooooo, do you still need help with the brothel?

[Mattie]
Do a guy a favor? I'll work a double for you, if you work one for me.

[OPEN]
I will do just about ANYTHING for a real fucking cigarette, not these bullshit handrolled ones they have here.

Is there REALLY a fucking cannibal on board? If so, let;s find and shoot the fucker.

BILLY.

I miss you. How long are you going to be gone? You said you wee coming back so we can spend some time together...

JOSS.

Hey... did Billy tell you he was leaving?

[Sadie]
The ship is leaving tomorrow. I'll stop by and see you the second I get back babe.

[Joss]
Leaving for a few days with the ship, don't be alarmed.

I heard what happened. How are you holding up?

Fucking cabin boy duties, I don't know how you deal with this Pike.

[Locked to Billy]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

FUCK YOU!!!!!

YOU FUCKED SOME OTHER DOUCHEBAG GUY, SENDING ME INTO A FUCKING DEPRESSION TAILSPIN!

I gambled, lost track of DAYS, and now the captain is going to fucking punish me, probably in some sick fucked up way.

FUCK.

YOU.

[Locked to Woodes]
So I don't wanna be a narc, but Billy's kinda been MIA. Gonna try to resolve it without getting you involved.

[Locked to Billy]
Hey man. How about I rearrange your custom gun wall? I was thinking about bringing in some plants. Brighten up the place a bit.

[Locked to Swifte]
Going to town. Need anything that you're out of?

If you have not made yourself known to me already I request that you do so now.

So I checked out the gunnery log this morning.

Does anyone actually use the gun room, or is it like just Willy Whackoff's whackoff shed?

WHO THE HELL IS THIS MATTIE BITCH AND WHY IS SHE ON THE SHIP?????

I can't call you Billy, it makes you sound twelve.

Bill, I hear you're Master Gunner. That you're real with it. I'm giving you an excuse to show off.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU. You'd better not have left without telling me. If you did, you'd better fucking forget about contacting me when you get back!!!!!