"Let's be honest. Most people hanging around bars can't pronounce much of anything, much less your last name. It'll be like a fun drunken puzzle for them, which will only make the drink more intriguing." Pleased to have gotten her way, she took his hand unabashedly, quite unusual for a girl who usually tried to do everything herself.
However, this could potentially result in pain or a pair of broken three hundred dollar shoes, so perhaps getting a hand was in her best interest.
"I'm going to have to get you a staircase for this behemoth. This..." she gingerly touched the board with the toe of her shoe, almost wincing in the process, "Cannot be safe. You're going to fall straight through it one of these days. Stairs are safer."