Network: R. Mintz. 008.
So, our superhero initiative led us to dismantling a hostage situation in my hometown of Boston. At an Apple store of all places. Even criminals are capitalists I guess. It went better than expected really well, we were on the news! I know you guys haven't always had a lot of trust in the Project, but whether you believe it or not, our main objective is to help people, and we accomplished that yesterday.
[Project Ascension]
I know we're getting a lot of good feedback from the public for that one. I'm really proud of my hometown for supporting us, they've been through a lot, and they appreciate our help. My parents in particular were really grateful, for the thing we did but also not letting their kid die in the process. Obviously, my own training couldn't have anything to do with that, thanks Dad. But they wanted to thank everyone and sent us some fruit and snack baskets, they were delivered to the break rooms if anyone wants to grab anything. It'll still be here Monday probably, so.
[Superhero Team]
Idk guys, we're officially superheroes. How can we milk this for more freebies you think?? Some kid asked for my autograph, it was so fucking weird. We definitely should have gotten free iPhone Xs.
[Garret] Wanna grab some pizza and beer and watch Netflix with me tonight? I'm so jetlagged.