NETWORK.
This week's episode of my podcast is now available. We celebrate the birthday of Pluto's discovery and talk about whether or not world governments were covering up the existence of Zealandia with advanced extraterrestrial technology. (We talk about other stuff, too, but these are the most important parts.)
I also bought $250 worth of Valentine's Day candy for $75 yesterday, which is proof that the "holiday" is good for something.
[UNCLE CHRISTIAN]
...I need your advice. But first you have to promise not to tell my mom.