"Actually, since it was in the Great Hall, the threat to my person could not properly be assessed," Adam said, shrugging a little bit. He couldn't imagine any teacher who wanted to keep his job attacking a fellow professor right there in the great hall.
Adam gave Mikey the finger, then grinned. "You and John should get along swimmingly then, since in your scenario he's also into bondage. Is that why you're friends, Mikey? You've grown close via your shared kinks?" Adam was being a dick, but Mikey kind of deserved it. "This little leather cloud is about to kick you in your shin. Ever been kicked in the shin by someone wearing cowboy boots Mikey? You know how pointy they are?" He probably wouldn't actually kick Mikey. Maybe. Possibly. "Also, you're ridiculous. Why would he leave me fr the squid when he could more efficiently do away with me himself?"