"Yes, I'm totally jealous," Spencer said furiously (and truthfully), wheeling around in mid-air to glare at him. "I am beside myself at the thought that a greasy American -- who clearly knows a hell of a lot at my life -- managed to get some underage adulterous groping in. Merlin, in comparison my life is shit, you're right."
He drew in a shaky breath. "Look, maybe you should just stay over that side of -- the sky and look for help, and I'll look over here."