Hayley shrugged regretfully. Juniper had been awfully nice. "June transferred to Cornwall, I heard. Or as much as you hear anything coming out of her department." Try getting an interdepartmental memo to someone in Mysteries. If you were lucky, they'd show up during office hours the following month.
"Let's see, what else." Hayley crossed her arms. "Someone in Experimental Magic managed to blow up their store room, so now we've got hairy teapots and tap-dancing side tables all over the hallways. I really don't know what they did with the fire-breathing guinea pigs."