"Everyone else seems to have. I mean, except for Stumph and Trohman and probably Jon, because we're all American, but honestly." Okay, so, maybe Adam was working up into a full freak out. Bryar really had no idea where this was about to go, or how serious Adam could be about freaking out.
"Yeah, because I can totally give Williams detention. And my teenage body is precisely why I fear teenage girls." He'd caught one or two of them giving him a very speculative look, and he hadn't liked it one bit. He'd nearly fled, but then he was pretty sure that his wife would be less than amused with his current teenage state, too. He had no escape. "I really don't think that's a good plan, Bryar. That sounds like a spectacularly bad plan, in fact."