[owl to William]
You know, I don't think it was the broom cupboard as much as it was the additional kiss afterward. For all they know, we could have been -- travelling down secret Professorly paths and stopping evil, etc. etc. I seem to remember suggesting a better path and being shot down for lack of dignity. Truly your idea was much more dignified, I agree.
Anyhow, glad you're seeing reason! Regarding two: yes, yes it does. Come on, I'm sure you want to go rodent hunting. Regarding four: Sold.
I am a good and loyal friend. My beard is a triumph.
Spencer.
ps. You have a point. He has a tall and frightening companion friend, though. pps. Has Hayley cornered you yet? Irregardless of previous events, you can come down and hide in the greenhouses if you like. Probably more spacious than the cupboard.