"Man, I really need to stop in for more meals, I guess," Gerard said as they scuttled towards safety. "I had no fucking idea you were going to school here! So you're a student again? What's that like?"
Gerard glanced back at the rapidly escalating food fight -- he probably should be helping the other professors break it up, but he didn't personally have much of a problem with it now that he wasn't in danger of getting gravy in his coffee mug. It was a healthy outlet of stress and also pretty fucking fun. The professors were just spoilsports -- though he noticed Mikey watching the events unfold with a thoughtful expression and a loaded spoonful of pie that looked to be aimed in Professor Lazzara's direction. That should be interesting.
"Man, I hope Peaches and Oblivious don't get into too much trouble this time," Gerard mused as he mooched a new pot of coffee and took it to an empty section of table. "It's so sad when they've got detention apart, y'know? All that sighing and pining and mooning about."