Did Mikey want Adam to have sex with a pie? Now there was an interesting question. On the plus side, it could be very funny. On the minus, probably quite traumatising for everyone else assembled. "Only if it consents," he said finally. It didn't seem wise to commit either way. How would it work anyway? Would Adam consume the pie afterwards? During? Never? Would he leave its guts splattered about, used and uneaten?
Thankfully the option of him and Adam and the pie was slightly easier. "And thank you, but no." He watched the snaring of the whipped cream with interest. If Adam left any, he was going to dump some on something. "I wouldn't want to cheat on my trifle."
The wailing noise stopped and then started up again and Mikey looked about himself warily. The culprit seemed to be William and a weapon he was brandishing. Hmm, it was probably best to steer clear. "The Ravenclaw is armed," he said to Adam gravely. That could possibly present a problem. What if William wanted the trifle? "He may try and take our puddings." In which case they would have to defend them, brain tumours or not.