Adam gave Gerard a long, hard look, one eyebrow raised. "I have a joke in here," he said, tapping the side of his head, "about British versus American slang and the usage of the word 'fag,' and the fact that you just offered me anything. Draw this connection for yourself, please sir, and Merlin, I apologize for saying all of that in front of a lady."
He slid a packet out of his shirt pocket and offered it to Gerard, before sliding down the roof a little bit so that he could look to where Gerard and Maja were focused more easily. "The only thing in the forest that would have a torch that'd be willing to take on, you know, the zombies is the Centaurs, right?" Adam didn't know a lot about the forest, but he knew there were Centaurs, and Centaurs were scary.