Adam shrieked like a lady when the books hit him, and he went sprawling on the floor, covering his head with his (obviously pink!) hands. "Merlin's shorts!" he yelled at William. "What the hell are you doing! Can't a man get a book unmolested?"
He rolled over onto his back, moving the books off of him and rubbing his now-aching face. "Do you do that to everyone who comes into the library, or am I special? Or do you just have something against poor, desperate dudes who just need to find a counter curse and become no longer pink before students get here or anyone sees him?"