Owl to Professor Smith [Backdated to Thursday Morning]
Spencer,
Lesson in five, so please forgive curt descriptive nature of owl.
Bumped into William yesterday, had quick chat. Certain preferences came up. Perhaps implied I enjoyed tying intellectual Ravenclaws up. Some further discussion ensued. William is now aware I'm seeing someone. Apology here? Rest assured that anything I would like to do to him, I would like to do to you just as much or more. No pressure to purchase bondage supplies.
Conversation then continued. I referred to William as fellow bathroom warrior. He suggested this might be a point of attraction. (Not so). He proposed to warn you lest I attempted to pursue a threesome on such grounds. I stated that threesome was excellent idea. I was around seventy to eighty percent joking.
Should you wish to pursue joke by propositioning William in a bathroom, would be highly amused. Should you wish to imply to William things of a sexual nature yourself, would support you in such an endeavour. Should you wish to attempt to engage William in actual threesome, would perhaps be wise to plan together? Should you wish to dump me and seek emotional fulfilment elsewhere, would understand.
Additionally, during conversation was given impression there were things I didn't know about you that were perhaps relevant to my/our interests. I am to understand the subject of the circus will resonate with you. Please feel free to expand or otherwise.
Also please burn this owl and forget I ever sent it.