William's brow furrowed. "I'm trying to find some way to interpret that statement that doesn't suggest she tried to fuck you with a strap-on," he replied, and then remembered there were small ears around and hoped the cacophony was loud enough to drown him out. The more excited the kids got, the more excited their Patroni got, the louder the lot of them got.
"Classes are going to be impossible," he realized out loud, and then the full horror of the situation hit him, along with the fact that he was now half an hour late. "Oh Merlin, the library."