"Oh, Merlin, no." He struggled to strip the look of horror off of his face. "We're not even shagging, there is absolutely no obligation to meet anyone's parents."
Especially not muggle parents. Not that Pete didn't love muggles, because he mostly did, but at this point he would be more likely to cry emo tears all over them and ask if they felt fulfilled in their magicless lives.
"No offense," he added, kissing the side of Ryland's head. "I'm sure your parents are lovely muggle giants, but I don't think we're there yet."