"Oh, no, you're right." Pete frowned a little, scrunching up his brow, and tried to portray as much troubled sincerity as possible. "I probably did suck the virus right out of Gabe's dick and into myself. Damn."
He half-yawned, then coughed to cover it; exhaustion wasn't manly. "As far as the first years, well. Can we really be surprised? Who doesn't know that Gabe gets around."