"What if we compromised?" William offered, eyeing the books, which held admittedly little appeal at the moment after already reading a dozen more of their ilk. "I compliment you on your sixth-year Gryffindor haircut, we read a chapter on how to identify charms that affect health, and you tell me a horribly awkward personal story." He paused, then added, "One I don't know yet." Another pause. "One the whole school doesn't know yet. Unless it's about whether it's true Saporta and Blackinton got into a duel over your favor and landed in prison, which is why everyone says the headmaster keeps muttering about what a great weekend he's sure we all had."