"I have a wide selection of reading material for your education and entertainment," William informed Pete, sweeping aside the debris on the bedside table to make room for the stacks of books in his arms. "This one is about magically-communicable diseases, this section covers charms dating back to Elder Futhark, and these here are about bindrunes. Pick your poison."
He gestured grandly, and then looked properly at Pete and nearly took a step back in shock. "What happened to your hair?"