"I'm an auror?" Then, more decisively, "I'm an auror and they thought. You know. With the war and all of the."
Patrick cleared his throat.
"The curses and everything? I got a letter about how Hogwarts wanted to take some extra safety measures as they were opening the school up again. So I'm. I'm sort of like hired muscle," Patrick said, sort of in a rush, and then started laughing because he couldn't not.